how chris evans characters would respond if you asked them to hold your drink at a bar while you went to the toilet

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andy barber (defending jacob)
holds your drink for you and also grabs you a glass of water because he noticed you were stumbling a little bit on the way to the toilet

ransom drysdale (knives out)
becomes annoyed because how dare you have the audacity to hand him your vodka coke that could easily stain his beautiful cream sweater

frank adler (gifted)
wouldn’t hesitate to punch any man that comes within 5 feet of your drink

me (playing it cool)
doesn’t quite hear what you’re asking him to do so he fake laughs then walks away without your drink

nick vaughn (before we go)
would spend 5 minutes gushing about how flattered he is that you trust him that much. which is lovely. but you really need to pee and don’t have time for this

curtis everett (snowpiercer)
has one sip of your drink while waiting to quench his thirst and immediately passes out because 17 years without drinking has made him the biggest lightweight in history

robert pronge/mr freezy (the iceman)
spills part of it while awkwardly dancing and then suddenly leaves when the club becomes a crime scene

steve rogers (marvel cinematic universe)
would protect your drink with his life all while remaining sober and vigilant because he cannot get drunk

colin shea (what’s your number)
would return to him still holding your drink plus a tray of shots he’s purchased as he’s noticed your drink isn’t that strong and he’s in the mood to party

mike weiss (puncture)
ends up drinking it but you can’t even be mad because you only asked him to hold your drink as an excuse to talk to him

lucas lee (scott pilgrim vs the world)
assumes you’re one of his adoring fans giving him a free drink as a token of your appreciation and would gulp it down before you could correct him

jake jensen (the losers)
would definitely spill it as he gets too excited that a song he loves starts playing but would buy you another one to say sorry

nick gant (push)
tries to look after your drink the best he can but accidentally moves it with his mind and spills it everywhere

jimmy dobyne (the loss of a teardrop diamond)
apologises and says he doesn’t have time to hold your drink as he’s still searching for that damn diamond earring

paul diskant (street kings)
holds your drink but ends up hovering outside of the toilets (looking ever so slightly creepy) because he needs to leave

hayden/harvard hottie (the nanny diaries)
protects it and even insults his no good rotten friends who insist they should just drink it and leave

james mace (sunshine)
analyses every single probability of what could go wrong while holding your drink and prepares effectively for it

johnny storm (fantastic 4)
surrounds the drink with fire so nobody comes near it but it sets off the fire alarm and you have to evacuate before you can be reunited with your drink

syd (london)
drinks it and leaves. doesn’t even bother apologising to you. dick move

bryce (fierce people)
holds it for about 3 seconds before getting bored of waiting for you so he dumps it on a random table and leaves

ryan (cellular)
becomes curious to what you’re drinking so has a tiny sip of it whilst waiting that he denies upon your return

kyle (the perfect score)
does a good job at guarding your drink until security come and kick him out of the club because he’s a baby

jake wyler (not another teen movie)
puts it down for one minute and ends up knocking it over so he dips before security come to confront him and find out he used fake id