Thread by @ssvturn, hi uh....i have a confession to make. technically, my name isn't Saturn-I [...]

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ssvturn

hi uh....
i have a confession to make.

technically, my name isn& #39;t Saturn-
I mean, it is.
But in Italian.
It& #39;s hardly different, just add an O at the end and use an accent.
Saturno Della Vecchia.
But like, I had to hear people butcher the hell out of my name after moving here and still attending school, so....

It& #39;s hardly a confession. But still.

"oh so your name is Saturn-O?"
No, I hate it here, I& #39;m gonna throw myself out of this window Mr. Wendell.

I would make fun of myself if I were any other classmate, so before he could even start, I was like "no just call me Saturn, that& #39;s my name"
And the teacher was like "woah okay so I& #39;ll just scribble the O out then"
But apparently they marked that down as my preferred name, so--

It stuck with me.
And now I& #39;m no longer "suh-two-rno"
I& #39;m Saturn.
Except when I& #39;m around my family, but even then my mom calls me Saturn sometimes--
So really what was the point of this thread-

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