Its Monday, so let’s check in on whatever bullshit Bill Simmons is saying.

“Let’s say Boston beats Toronto. You just won a title, defended the title, got bounced in the second round. Is it time to rebuild?

How about GSW calls. Siakam for Wiggins, the #2 pick & MIN pick?”
“Yeah he’s from Canada! Bring him home??? That could be a good decision, Masai could be looking at this saying Siakam is good but he’s not THAT good, this gives you a chance to go get that #1 guy”
Here’s some trades he offered up for Philly:

Embiid for Sabonis & Oladipo

Embiid for Wendell Carter Jr, Markkanen and a pick
[BS and Russillo check bbref and determine KLow has 1 yr contract extension for 2021]

“Kyle Lowry that contract scares me. How old is he? 32? HE’S 34 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht"> next year is the last year you want to be paying him more than $20Mill!”

... next year *is* his last year on contract Bill.
Russillo, SOMEHOW, comes out looking like the voice of reason in all of this, which is really not a good look, and tries to tell Bill that the Celtics are most likely going to lose to the Raptors.

Russillo as the voice of reason just... why are you making me type this
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