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STATS OF SHITHOUSERY {FIBRIL}
Which players am I seeing in fuck all #FPLCommunity drafts and could bang early doors?
All stats taken from post lockdown matches.
LET'S DIVE THE FUCK IN.
STATS OF SHITHOUSERY {FIBRIL}
Which players am I seeing in fuck all #FPLCommunity drafts and could bang early doors?
All stats taken from post lockdown matches.
LET'S DIVE THE FUCK IN.
DUBRAVKA - 5M
The highest scoring, now non-prem GK in the game last season. The Newcastle stopper is the clear winner of the set and forget 5m crowd
Just look at the state of those first FOURTEEN games
For another 5m you can even own Darlow as well
You wankers @OfficialFPL
The highest scoring, now non-prem GK in the game last season. The Newcastle stopper is the clear winner of the set and forget 5m crowd
Just look at the state of those first FOURTEEN games
For another 5m you can even own Darlow as well
You wankers @OfficialFPL
JOHNSTONE - 4.5M
The West Brom keeper is the pick of the promoted stoppers and looks gorgeous in pink. He saves 1 in 3 penalties and faces a lot of shot happy teams at home early doors.
It's a punt, but his 1% ownership means you would be part of a unique club...
The West Brom keeper is the pick of the promoted stoppers and looks gorgeous in pink. He saves 1 in 3 penalties and faces a lot of shot happy teams at home early doors.
It's a punt, but his 1% ownership means you would be part of a unique club...
EGAN - 5m
More widely owned off the Twittersphere, Egan is value at 5m for a team who know how to defend with or without Hendo.
No current defender had more headed attempts post the restart. The Bladesman is a set piece magnet and his side play LEE, avl & FUL in the first 5.
More widely owned off the Twittersphere, Egan is value at 5m for a team who know how to defend with or without Hendo.
No current defender had more headed attempts post the restart. The Bladesman is a set piece magnet and his side play LEE, avl & FUL in the first 5.
ROBERTSON - 7m
What is Robbo doing being barely spotted in a single twitter draft. Yes Trent is the goat, but he's also got a niggle and Robbo was THE most creative defender in the league over the last 10 games.
People have fucking Maddison & DCL in their sides for 7m. Wake up.
What is Robbo doing being barely spotted in a single twitter draft. Yes Trent is the goat, but he's also got a niggle and Robbo was THE most creative defender in the league over the last 10 games.
People have fucking Maddison & DCL in their sides for 7m. Wake up.
DIGNE - 6m
If Digne was 5.5m he would be in everyone's team.
But for 6m you could still have the most creative defender in the game away from Pool. On corners, set pieces, nailed to start, great opening fixtures and oh fuck he crosses it to DCL doesn't he.
Yup. That's on me.
If Digne was 5.5m he would be in everyone's team.
But for 6m you could still have the most creative defender in the game away from Pool. On corners, set pieces, nailed to start, great opening fixtures and oh fuck he crosses it to DCL doesn't he.
Yup. That's on me.
VALERY - 5m
The lowest owned active defender in the game. Obviously I'm not actually recommending him. That would be like suggesting Gavin Williamson runs for Prime Minister.
But seriously Fantasy Towers. 5m.
Once again... what in the absolute name of Christ were you thinking
The lowest owned active defender in the game. Obviously I'm not actually recommending him. That would be like suggesting Gavin Williamson runs for Prime Minister.
But seriously Fantasy Towers. 5m.
Once again... what in the absolute name of Christ were you thinking
JUSTIN - 4.5m
A lock in my team from day one, Justin has attracted curious derision from some on Twitter. Only Digne, TAA & Robbo created more since the restart. He's 4.5, first choice for at least the first four game weeks and has great fixtures.
Don't make me do a train.
A lock in my team from day one, Justin has attracted curious derision from some on Twitter. Only Digne, TAA & Robbo created more since the restart. He's 4.5, first choice for at least the first four game weeks and has great fixtures.
Don't make me do a train.
WILLIAN - 8m
Given the love affair with the palladium Aubameyang for those two first games, I'm surprised more aren't punting on Willian with a switch to Greenwood/Ziyech GW3.
He created 25 chances in his last 9 matches and remains a superb crosser. Absolute fucking sleeper.
Given the love affair with the palladium Aubameyang for those two first games, I'm surprised more aren't punting on Willian with a switch to Greenwood/Ziyech GW3.
He created 25 chances in his last 9 matches and remains a superb crosser. Absolute fucking sleeper.
BOWEN - 6.5m
Key to West Ham's turning point, Bowen is a creative tour de force for Moyes' side. A brilliant short term punt for those looking to wildcard early. Bowen creates, shoots and gets in the box for fun.
Imagine Lanzini. Only actually fit and capable of running.
Key to West Ham's turning point, Bowen is a creative tour de force for Moyes' side. A brilliant short term punt for those looking to wildcard early. Bowen creates, shoots and gets in the box for fun.
Imagine Lanzini. Only actually fit and capable of running.
ALLI - 8m
IF his injuries are behind him Alli could be the most value player in the game. This is a player with 96 attacking returns at a rate of every 125 minutes.
Twice as many people own Adam fucking Lallana ffs.
Jose loves him and he will play off Kane at the business end.
IF his injuries are behind him Alli could be the most value player in the game. This is a player with 96 attacking returns at a rate of every 125 minutes.
Twice as many people own Adam fucking Lallana ffs.
Jose loves him and he will play off Kane at the business end.
TROSSARD - 6m
0.6% ownership is an absolute crime against humanity for the Belgian wizard.
The man had more shots INSIDE the box post restart than most had outside. 15 in total. He shoots, he crosses, he dribbles, he fucking shoots again.
He is a lethal weapon. Buy. Buy. Buy.
0.6% ownership is an absolute crime against humanity for the Belgian wizard.
The man had more shots INSIDE the box post restart than most had outside. 15 in total. He shoots, he crosses, he dribbles, he fucking shoots again.
He is a lethal weapon. Buy. Buy. Buy.
JWP - 6m
Feel a bit dirty recommending Ward-Prowse as I don't really rate him. However, stats wise he is an FPL dream. He takes corners, free kicks and penalties and only the above Belgian posed more of a threat at his price bracket.
Is nobody gonna take a punt on him...
Feel a bit dirty recommending Ward-Prowse as I don't really rate him. However, stats wise he is an FPL dream. He takes corners, free kicks and penalties and only the above Belgian posed more of a threat at his price bracket.
Is nobody gonna take a punt on him...
ADAMS - 6m
I don't want to talk about the second stand out <7m forward in the game because he's mine and nobody is allowed to steal him from me.
Seriously. Don't bother to look up his stats. They're crap. Honest. Buy Tammy instead. All of you.
I don't want to talk about the second stand out <7m forward in the game because he's mine and nobody is allowed to steal him from me.
Seriously. Don't bother to look up his stats. They're crap. Honest. Buy Tammy instead. All of you.
ANTONIO - 6.5m
Based on stats/price, Antonio is the standout player in the game by such a colossal margin that it's incredible that fixtures has put off so many.
33 attempts 55 touches in the box. Only Salah in the entire game can better him.
Is NEW, ars, WOL, lei THAT bad?
Based on stats/price, Antonio is the standout player in the game by such a colossal margin that it's incredible that fixtures has put off so many.
33 attempts 55 touches in the box. Only Salah in the entire game can better him.
Is NEW, ars, WOL, lei THAT bad?
AUSTIN - 5.5m
Wait. Chaz Austin is back in the fucking game? Why has nobody been shouting about this. This guy was the best double game week captain OF ALL TIME. Give him some respect and somebody put him in their team.
Does he even start? Who cares. Buy the guy.
Wait. Chaz Austin is back in the fucking game? Why has nobody been shouting about this. This guy was the best double game week captain OF ALL TIME. Give him some respect and somebody put him in their team.
Does he even start? Who cares. Buy the guy.
MOUSSET - 6m
Ending the season priced 4.3 and given a hike to 6m has to be the most banter first pricing ever. Maximum respect for this pure shithousery. Should you pick him? Of course not. Davy Mac n Cheese looks the most value at 5.5m. Loves a goal now.
Sharp is a 6m mascot.
Ending the season priced 4.3 and given a hike to 6m has to be the most banter first pricing ever. Maximum respect for this pure shithousery. Should you pick him? Of course not. Davy Mac n Cheese looks the most value at 5.5m. Loves a goal now.
Sharp is a 6m mascot.
GAYLE - 6m
0.6%? Seriously. He's now the first choice striker for a side with West Ham, Burnley and Brighton in their first four. He gets 50% of his shots on target and is wildly underrated.
He is the foil to @asaintmaximin's sabre.
Together? Anything is possible...
0.6%? Seriously. He's now the first choice striker for a side with West Ham, Burnley and Brighton in their first four. He gets 50% of his shots on target and is wildly underrated.
He is the foil to @asaintmaximin's sabre.
Together? Anything is possible...
VARDY - 10m
The golden boot, the best opening fixtures of any side, the most nailed on plays every game forward in the game? On penalties, shoots on sight, proven fucking legend.
Wait @FPL_Partridge owns him?
Oh for fu...
The golden boot, the best opening fixtures of any side, the most nailed on plays every game forward in the game? On penalties, shoots on sight, proven fucking legend.
Wait @FPL_Partridge owns him?
Oh for fu...
BARNES - 6m
0.7% owned. Goodnight.
0.7% owned. Goodnight.
