There is absolutely no way Scotland could afford independence. It overspends by 10% a year, its banks will be bust (again), no one would lend to it and it would have no central bank to issue Sterling. So call their bluff, end devolution, the expensive excuse for grievance mongers

They can't run a public sector without the guarantee of the rest of the UK subsidising them. They're an irrelevant bunch of parish councillors who echo the hubris of their forefathers which bankrupted their country trying to settle Panama and sought an English bail out.

Let them monetise their oats, battered confectionary, shit weather and ham faced alcoholics or alternatively get back in their box.

If only Westminster wasn't holding Scotland back by subsidising the poor wee entrepreneurial incomprehensible drunkards to the tune of 10% of their public expenditure every year. Their oil industry will basically be rendering down big tam's arse for a cup of tizer.