Actually, the hit franchise “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” was in fact based on a true story, but it’s not well known to the public as it should be

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WAS AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY ON THE CHILDHOOD OF BEYONCÉS FORST SON— exposing the meat industry https://twitter.com/snyyred/status/1297631376708116486
Firstly, some information on who Beyoncé is, you probably know her better by her stage name: Beyoncé
Beyoncé was born May 12th, 1438 to Rodney And Loretta Lockheart. At the age of 15 she grew to be one of the pioneers of tap dance in Albany, New York. She moved to NYC to further-
-her career as a dancer, she became a flapper girl as the Roaring Twenties grew to popularity. She had a string of controversies because she would dance with her shoulder blades exposed- and at this time there were very few female reporters/politicians, so it was very cutthroat-
-In the game, and there was this reporter who was trying to fight her way into politics- Genevieve Vavance- who came out over a nationwide radio report calling for a ban of showing shoulder blades in school, which continues to affect/influence school dress code today- Martin Code
Anyway, after receiving constant criticism, Beyoncé decided to settle down and marry with her first husband, Martin Lawrence
This was another controversy for Beyoncé because she is a black Woman and he a white man
Nevertheless they welcomed their first born son roughly a year-
-after being married. The relationship was allegedly fiercely passionate as close insiders have referred to it as, “the main inspiration for ‘Gone With The Wind’”

Here is Martin Lawrence pictured (1956) working on an early version of “Guardians of the Galaxy”
They named their son Johnnie Tepp, who you all probably recognize as the original Michelangelo in the first TMNT installment.

Things for Beyoncé and Martin Lawrence unfortunately ran cold shortly after the birth of their son, they filed for a divorce on the ides of March 1974
Martin quickly distanced himself from his family once the divorce had finalized, and it has been noted by several sources, including Beyoncé, that he had not been present in Johnnie’s life
Unfortunately Martin passed away at the exciting age of 33nd
He famously left behind a-
Handrawn rough sketch of what would soon inspire the iconic frenchfrise we all know and love today
Even though his father was not present in his life, Beyoncé took it upon herself to make sure her child would grow up to have everything he needs in a happy, stable, loving home.
Word got note of the skethc and soon, famous R&B singer, Tunji Smith, hit Beyoncé and her son up-
-With the idea of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
At this time, Johnnie was a struggling actor, because he didn’t want to get roles handed to him because of his famous parents (like a dumbass)
It is said this is why he rebranded himself, so people couldn’t trace his last name to B
But anyway you already know they did Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and how Johnnie was cast as Michelangelo, but did you know at the grand premiere (in Venice, Italy) Beyoncé showed up in support? What a loving and supportive mother. Truly a beautiful soul indeed.
The movie was a huge commercial success, GLOBALLY, it inspired great art, and other movie series (like The Matrix) and it has a spin-off series after it’s third movie
Unfortunately, Smith had suffered a psychosis breakdown while writing the fourth installment and was admitted-
-into a mental institution, where he stayed for sixth months. The Harold Weinstein (not to be confused with the defamed mogul) Company pushed forward, regardless, and hired a new director for the fourth movie- Bill I. Holiday
this would soon be the greatest mistake one could make
Holiday completely redesigned and rebranded the Turtles into a living nightmare. Instead of pizza loving, crime fighting teenage superheroes, they raided hospitals for placentas, and littered cardboard boxes.
Turtles Attack! (1997)
The movie flopped, to say the least, and Johnnie left the franchise.
Trepp fell into a deep depression after losing his beloved franchise, and turned to Dr. Max Jacobson, who prescribed him LITERAL METH (liquidated)
He soon battled a nine year addiction thanks to “Dr Feelgood”
At this time Beyoncé met Jay Z and fell “Crazy in Love” with him and they quickly had 14 kids together.
Johnnie retreated somewhere in the CUM region of The Americas , and has since become a recluse, only releasing digital artwork every so often to let the public know he is still alive
Left, map, right, Art
Beyoncé hopes to reconnect with her son one day, but he’s like, in a swamp and she’s chillin with JayZ lmao, but who knows
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