Government to head teachers:
"Get all your staff to teach online straightaway and close your school."
HTs: "OK. Any help for those kids without computers and/or WiFi?"
Gov: "Yes in about two months we will give you nowhere near the amount you need and they& #39;ll be locked."
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"Get all your staff to teach online straightaway and close your school."
HTs: "OK. Any help for those kids without computers and/or WiFi?"
Gov: "Yes in about two months we will give you nowhere near the amount you need and they& #39;ll be locked."
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Gov: "Also make your school into a childcare hub and run it 7-6 everyday making sense of the contradictory and labrynthine guidance we issued."
HT: "OK - what about FSM."
Gov: "You sort that."
HT: "OK."
Gov: "Now reopen schools using this guidance which we& #39;ll change every day."
HT: "OK - what about FSM."
Gov: "You sort that."
HT: "OK."
Gov: "Now reopen schools using this guidance which we& #39;ll change every day."
HTs: "O..."
Gov: "Socially distance."
HTs: "O...k..."
Gov: "No rotas."
HTs: "Righ..."
Gov: "Of course we don& #39;t expect you to socially distance."
HTs: "But..."
Gov: "Get back to work. We& #39;ll sort the GCSE and A Levels."
HTs: "I& #39;m not sure that will work.."
Gov: "We messed up."
Gov: "Socially distance."
HTs: "O...k..."
Gov: "No rotas."
HTs: "Righ..."
Gov: "Of course we don& #39;t expect you to socially distance."
HTs: "But..."
Gov: "Get back to work. We& #39;ll sort the GCSE and A Levels."
HTs: "I& #39;m not sure that will work.."
Gov: "We messed up."
Gov: "Nevermind, just open schools up fully now and make it as safe as possible so the parents actually send in their kids."
HTs: "OK - is there funding to help me do that?"
Gov: "No. Also pay your staff more with the extra money you don& #39;t have."
HTs: "How..?"
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HTs: "OK - is there funding to help me do that?"
Gov: "No. Also pay your staff more with the extra money you don& #39;t have."
HTs: "How..?"
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