i finally watched @hales_devon and @themaddiep’s live and i think my maxilla went numb

so devon is a sagittarius huh? let me just pull up some relevant stuff rq

maddie: how old are you? 25
devon: idk... idk how old i am

she knows we want to know her age so badly this is torture ma’am HAHAHAHAHA

devon only played the sims NCBDJS we’re soulmates! jk i played too many games before dammit

devon calling maddie ‘bad girl’

you could really see how nervous they were but still tried to make it fun for everyone i love them so much

devon said it’s hard to play a guitar cos she’s got TINY hands then covered her mouth after swearing she’s too cute im gonna die

“banging bod” I CANT

the break up and the water bottle scenes being maddie and devon’s fav scenes to film??? THOSE ARE THE SUPERIOR SCENES MA’AMS

maddie: just watch the show!

devon: oh yeah why are you here if you havent watched the show?? i mean no offense

THAT WAS SAVAGE AF

maddie looked so squishy

MADDIE’S SCREEN DOOR RIP

and devon just watching her onscreen gf being a disaster

THE GIRL IN RED PART AGAIN I CANT FUCKING BREATHE DEVON PLSSSSS YOUR FACE

devon not wanting to speak spanish was probably to save us gays from dying on the spot jfbfkdkd

maddie: *does something weird*

devon:

MABUANG KOG KINATAWA SA ILA YAWA SAKIT NAJUD AKONG PANGA HAHAHAHAHAHA

“YOU HAVE MATCHING HATS? I’m crying” charity is a mood

“thats all we’re allowed to do here cos no one will wear their masks!”

god thats so hot ma’am i wear triple masks are you proud of me

“it really isnt that hard to do”

“you can not like it and still do it, no one really likes it but it’s an act of love for your fellow human”

proud stan here

not @hales_devon tryna stifle a laugh when @themaddiep said she needs to practice driving

devon: driving is scary!

maddie: yeahhh!

she found an ally in devon... felt validated and that pout im-

maddie: imma take my sweater off

devon: okay *wiggles eyebrows*

SHE’S ONE OF US SHUT UP

disoriented gays

MADDIE!!!! KCBDJDKS at least heidi knew why you’re gonna be late