As much as I like the aesthetic of eldritch weapons like swords and hammers with flesh and eyes and shit I’m gonna be honest I am NOT ready to parry a strike and have my enemy’s sword poke my sword’s eye out and then it starts screaming and bleedin all over me, not a fan of that
Also like if the guard is made of flesh do you have any idea how much that won& #39;t protect your hand

Like it will I guess technically if it& #39;s got little bones but not as much as if it were sturdy reliable steel

Even less so if it& #39;s also got blood keepin those bones moist ya feel
Catch me covering my sword& #39;s eyeball with a piece of tape because I don& #39;t want no otherworldly entities spying on me through my crossguard
To clarify I& #39;d close it first, provided it has an eyelid, I& #39;m not a MONSTER or anything just because I& #39;m swingin around a sword that has an eyeball and a hilt of flesh that& #39;s slowly growing along the blade
Really makes me wonder though like would the eldritch sword flesh thing be like, alive? Would I have to feed it? Is there an optimal diet for Flesh Swords???
If I feed it and water it and give it lots of love can I ascend it past a longsword into more greatsword territory?
..... If I underfeed it will it become like a rapier.......?
Ok google how do I know if my sword is dead
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