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So yesterday my exboyfriend sent a driver at my house to come pick me up without even consulting with me first but my best friend was in the car so I thought okay at least but Chile, I was really mad coz does he think thatā€™s romantic? HOW?
So we get at our other friends place. Everyone is there. My friends, with their boyfriends. I lowkey understood why he wanted me there but still and also it looked like they were having a house party and itā€™s actually a couples kinda party cos everyone there literally had someone
One of our friends didnā€™t have his boyfriend there (and no one asked him why) however he was with this kid that heā€™s everyone mutual on social media but I think it was our first time meeting this kid and we thought ayt letā€™s mind our business and chile, will get there tea later.
Every1 is drinking and Iā€™m the only one who doesnā€™t drink. I had my weed with me though so Iā€™m cool. We vibing and everyone is happy. Itā€™s really a chilled and cool vibe until my best friend decided he was gonna make lunch for everyone and asked me to accompany him at the kitchen
My boyfriend decided to go smoke outside and most people followed him and Iā€™m alone in the kitchen with @MasixoleGqomfa and decided to go dance to some music in the lounge while no one is watching and guess what the fuck I get into?
The kid that no one knows is there and my best friend boyfriend & they literally swallowing each otherā€™s faces & kissing & I coughed and they stopped and pretended nothing happened. TF? I already saw everything and I know nothing is gonna be good from here
So I donā€™t want to spoil anyoneā€™s fun and I decided Iā€™m gonna spill the beans today and let everyone have fun at that time and say nothing and I was literally burning inside cos how could these bitches be so careless. Like, gay people donā€™t deserve rights sometimes. I-
So everyone comes back and the kid that nobody knows nothing about hops on my friend (heā€™s boyfriend or whatever) and they start making out and shit and it was okay at first but it got to the point that it was weird and as if he was performing and we all literally stared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜„" title="EnttƤuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: EnttƤuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht">
I literally went back to kitchen to finish cooking cos wtf and I couldnā€™t stand the performance that we were forced to watch and it really got intense and my friends didnā€™t mind the show I guess and this was me in the kitchen
I went back to the lounge cos the music is turned down and everyone is suddenly quiet and yo I got curious wtf is happening? Also I wanna peep even though I donā€™t wanna and guess what? This kid was literally on top of my friend and with his underwear only. Ppl watching
It looked like they wanted to do more and no one is stoping them and I wasnā€™t about to watch people have sex right in front of everyone like that so I decided to serve everyone food to take a chill and pause this madness
Okay fine, everyone finishes eating then they go back to drinking and people making their way outside to smoke and some girlies are tiding up the kitchen and now this kid is sitting alone in the lounge first and then my then boyfriend go and joins him. So theyā€™re alone
When everyone went back to the lounge this kid and my boyfriend are literally flirting and I thinking they were feeling on each other and some people saw them. Guys I was literally in the kitchen. The room few seconds were they at. I-
Yoh, just because Iā€™m the person that I am, I walked outside and I literally started laughing cos I couldnā€™t believe it. Haibo. Yifilm guys at this point.
My best friend @MasixoleGqomfa wasnā€™t having any of that and he went back inside and this was literally him both to his boy friend, my boy friend and this kid that nobody donā€™t knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤£" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
My boyfriend just faked passing out
Everyone was pissed and we asked this kid whatā€™s his problem cos heā€™s making people uncomfortable and stuff and it turns out that ms mamas wanted a train. He wanted to be ran through by everyone who was there and he said that shit with a straight face while he was dancinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜Ø" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">
My friend who came with him quickly decided heā€™s gonna take him home cos he was acting psychotic & really weird and he already made out with 80% of our boyfriends there and made sure that we see that shit. It was just a mess that was unexplainable. Iā€™ve never seen someā€™ like that
With my then bf pretending to pass out and I asked to be taken home too and I never looked back and I decided on my way back home that Iā€™m single thereā€™s no way. Nothing hectic guys. Itā€™s not all that interesting but I really wanted to share this story cos it shocked me. ENDhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤£" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜­" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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