I hate it when you start reading a book, and it's really terrible - like, I mean pretty much objectively unreadable - and you're like WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, so you google the author and they're super hot.

This has happened so many times that I can basically read 1 chapter and be like "Objectively and conventionally good looking author," and dump the book in the free street library without even googling.

I'm not saying that bad books are only written by these people, or that great authors aren't hot. I'm just saying it's *possible* that in some instances the publisher and the editor took their eye off the...submissions process.

Sorry for calling out terrible hot authors, but they're really hot, they'll be fine.

This thread is the perfect crime when you think about it, cause no one can claim that I'm tweeting about them or they'll look like more of a dick than I do.