I hate it when you start reading a book, and it& #39;s really terrible - like, I mean pretty much objectively unreadable - and you& #39;re like WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, so you google the author and they& #39;re super hot.
This has happened so many times that I can basically read 1 chapter and be like "Objectively and conventionally good looking author," and dump the book in the free street library without even googling.