Apparently this content is too subtle for people, so let’s try again: Kellyanne Conway is a master manipulator who has served fascists and done devastating and lasting harm to our republic, which now sits on the brink of possible total destruction, and she facilitated a regime...

...that destroyed families and put kids in cages, while effortlessly stomping on government ethics rules, lying to you, and fomenting hate. She is nearly unparalleled in the arts of distraction and distraction. Just look at how she’s even wrapped some of you around her finger....

...tonight. She is at the top of her game in this moment engendering empathy from the rubes upon her departure from a disgraceful stint in the White House that has wrought pain in the lives of so many families and individuals. She is very bit as brilliant as she is corrupt.

And she is about to make an absolute fortune.