pausing my watch of tsomd to watch some guardian
okay this music sounds like a song you’d hear in got or something
this is weirdly amusing
he knows him?? somehow ??
KITTY
aaahh he went from full power stance to aahh i fell down im so weak & really a human
she killed her grandma
okay now im crying wth
CAT
when he does the : actually i’m not human & stronger than you thing
THIS IS SO FUNNY
me vs downloading every cdrama’s opening song so far
zhao yunlan reminds me of someone but i cant figure it out
yes i take a screenshot everytime there's a scene of this cat
i love this fat cat
he gave him his name :,)
i like his boots
da qing: *is brutally honest to the guy who’s wife is missing*

zhao yunlan: 😬😤
little guo is so awkward and cute
SHUT UP
this storyline with the mirror is so much
confusing at first omg
their dynamic is so amusing
okay finally watching more of this
“hey, who knows, maybe we’re also characters in someone else’s book right now”
i adore them so much :,)
no :((( dont do this to me viki
obviously i am very early in & i dont have a lot of information yet but weilan makes me feel very soft
little guo thinking he’s getting fired vs zhao yunlan saying he’s officially employed
im crying he bought a bunch of expensive old books because shen wei was looking for some
AHAHDHSJFNSNNF
OOOOOH
oh so he’s a disaster, no wonder i liked him so much
HE TOOK OFF HIS BOOTS
i dont know what these arm things are called or their purposes but i have many thoughts
‘if you care about me taking my meals on time, just join our team and you will know.”

‘so, you guys dont want a consultant but a nanny?”
OH NO HE ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A SEX DOLL 😭
OOOOH I THINK HES FIGURING THINGS OUT
the tension in this room !!!!!
aaww he made da qing change into cat form to confort the little girl
ITS THE LITTLE GIRL
i had a feeling this had been resolved too quickly
oooh no kitty
“minister gao told me just now that you defeated so many by you alone. you alone. can you explain it?”

“i... i just exercise regularly.”

SHUT UP LMAO
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
zhao yunlan is so frustrated with him because he knows he’s lying about something
his brother or ??
the way he’s squeezing his hands into fists.... what is the context
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
shen wei asking the question we’re all asking abt zhao yunlan’s father
zhu hong is so upset anytime zhao yunlan pays attention to shen wei
ooh i like his hair like this
😊😊😊
okay back to guardian
this old man gives me the creeps. stranger danger !!!
“in... com... pe... tence?”

“it means slacking off.”

“we’ve been slacking off all this while?”
zhao yunlan thinks this is very funny
i bet this guy is zhao yunlan’s dad & that’s why da qing reacted the way he did
this guy is trying to get little guo to say zhao yunlan should be demoted while pointing a gun at him
was it a trick ?
“looks like reading books are not suitable for me. whatever. let us just wait for shen wei.”
“this might be what they call bromance.”

IM GONNA END IT LMAOOOOOOOO
HIS HAIR
what’s wrong with da qing
zhao yunlan is so stubborn
OUCH
perhaps these het ghosts deserve rights
everyone knows now
scary shen wei with white hair ??? from the past ??
hmmm i’m very intrigued
look at him trying to be scary
this guy looking at da qing like : i dont trust you
oooh wait i remember that guy that escaped the underworld had white hair & looked like shen wei
PINKY PROMISE
😅😭😭
this show really knows how to do humour i cant stop laughing
i adore little guo
that was.... A LOT
you cant just spring that on someone, buddy that’s not good
now they’re ignoring each other :(
which like... i understand because that was a LOT
what a man
“easy for you to say. you think i can bump into him just because you say it?”

little guo & chu: *bumps into each other*
this cat they use for da qing is so cute

although the voice over meows made me laugh
god this game episode is so much
SHIT HE WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH FHIS KID
who okay apparently isn’t a kid but still
i dont blame him though
THIS REALLY GAVE ME A BLACK MIRROR EPISODE
NOT ANOTHER GOD DAMN BOMB
your willingness to sacrifice yourself stresses me out bro
☺️☺️☺️
LMAO this show is so stupid 😭😂
he’s being tortured by his entire team 😂
old chu acting different is making me lose it
HMMM
i am suspicious
i thought this whole da qing lost his memory thing would be more dramatic but it’s really just this old man made a mistake & regretted it &,didn’t know how to say sorry so he’s just been giving him dried fish to try & make up for it
like i thought it would be more nefarious or something
:,)
there’s just something about da qing’s dynamics with these humans & shen wei that i adore
da qing going ‘yeah you wish,’ in response to old li asking if he forgives him is a very cat thing to do imo
this is cute :,)
wait .... this is the guy with the store ????
why are you doing this lin jing
i think i know why hes doing it but we’ll see
when your trying to seem extra cool on a night out vs your usual style
this flower girl is sha ya’s ex i speak that into existence
i mean they’re each wearing one half of a pair of earrings
HIS HAIR
NO NO NO ! NO NO NO ! DONT DO THAT
so mean
marvel: 🤔📝
this man lost his wife & started to thirst for revenge & then immediately dyed his hair
HES AN INFILTRATOR !!! I HAD A FEELING
“lin jing has been attentive to his work, except being late for 99 times, leaving early 44 times, being absent for 18 times, and taking naps 27 times”
:(
i didnt like the way zhao yunlan’s dad talked to him because he didn’t use detective skills to find his dog
i feel like this man was asking if he was going to kill / hurt zhao yunlan
me watching this episode
this episode is... a lot
the cannibalism
AND IT WAS ALL A FUCKING DREAM
WAS THIS A DREAM
IM CONFUSED
is this still a dream?
okay yeah this is still a dream
this is stressing me out !!!! 😫
a lot of this was interesting but i really truly hate dream episodes.... especially ones where they think they woke up but they’re actually still dreaming
WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
i’m not having fun anymore
okay so they .... dont know for sure
okay !!!
that episode was in some ways very traumatic
NOOO THE DREAM PLOT ISNT OVER YET 😭😫
ooh no an arrest warrant for zhao yunlan
no but i love how special investigations is in charge of protecting ppl & they best defence they probably had but they’re gonna let them take the fall bcs info was leaked
YEAH cause i short guy in a tweed coat is gonna be able to arrest him on his own
that was weird & vaguely frightening

that wasn’t shen wei ???
idk what’s going on but it’s all vaguely frightening
also the music is fucking top notch & encourages the frightening ambiance if this contextless scene
so do they have an arrest warrant for all of special investigations or just zhao yunlan, shen wei & maybe chu shuzhi
‘chief zhao was right. books have power.”
i adore these ghosts / spirits ?
THATS NOT PROFESSOR SHEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱
😭😭😭 not the ghosties
oh time travel
“you want to repay me? easy. take your mask off and smile.”
☺️☺️☺️
he’s so smiley in the past
AGSHANDBS HE CONSUMED HIM
there’s just a twig in my eye or something 😭☺️
aah they’re brothers
the teary ‘i’ve painstakingly searched for you’ to ‘you are the one who is supposed to die.”
ooh he forgot
ooh they met each other backwards
only five episodes left :,)
SHEN WEI’S FACE
ooh shit
i love the moments even when da qing is in human form that basically have him do cat things
NOO 😭😭😭
this show hurting me just a bit
shit man just coughed up a bunch of blood
oooh her snake powers
wait he’s not dead ??
eew he’s in his body
:,(
okay i like the slight subtle difference between shen wei & ye zun wrt facial appearance
like obviously they look the same & they’re also played by the same actor but their faces look vaguely different imo
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