Some personal news... I moved back to Dallas, y'all! https://buff.ly/3hofXfL 
We'll turn this into the random Dallas photo thread.
First up is this desk contraption in my new Dallas apartment, which will help me shed a few pounds before it ruins my knees.

https://memosandmirth.com/desk/ 
An unexpected sign in Bishop Arts.
https://memosandmirth.com/oswald-bishop-arts/
She heads straight for the mud. 🤦
This is great – bei Union
Ingrid is terrified of the Deep Ellum birds.

https://memosandmirth.com/ingrid-bird/ 
I'm clearly a sucker for a good green wall. 😅🍃
My Friday energy.
Last coffee of the day. ☕
Right before chaos ensued.
The dry-off walk. 💃 – bei Oak Lawn
Two years ago, Dallas became the first city in the state with an official Texas Historical Commission subject marker acknowledging a longstanding gayborhood. I get to walk by this every morning. ❤️

https://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2018/10/09/dallas-oak-lawn-gayborhood-becomes-first-in-texas-to-get-state-historical-marker/
What is going on at this dog park? 👀
Sundays in Dallas. – bei Virgin Hotels Dallas
When you're feeling your Sunday oats and then start wondering whether the car got towed...
Pool Queens. 💃
It's like they are plotting on how to track all of this dirt into the house...
I heard a loud whap during the last lightening storm. I wonder if this was it.⚡
The oasis. 🌴
Ingrid meets the downtown Dallas donkey. https://memosandmirth.com/fuel-city-ranch/
Remembering the morning dog walk before Dallas gets flooded this afternoon.
My desk always gets cluttered so quickly. There's also no excuse for having *two* iced teas...
Everyone's scrambling to walk their dogs before the storm. ⛈️
Today is the day that I graduated to "that old queen who orders wine at the bar." – bei Cedar Springs Tap House
Just passed a woman being reunited with her small dog. She's in tears. A man walking a lab found her dog roaming the neighborhood, leashed it, and walked around until he found the owner.

Happy Thursday from the gayborhood! 🌈

Meanwhile these two are so confused by the holdup:
This biking desk really is the best WFH hack.

https://memosandmirth.com/desk/ 
Although someone thinks that the bike desk makes me set the AC too low.

"Use the fan!" He says, as if 50 degrees isn't a perfectly normal indoor temperature.
Just cycling away with this one sleeping behind me. (Ignore my old queen apartment).
Love this.
A look at Dallas' newest drag brunch at @virginhotelsdal!

https://memosandmirth.com/virgin-drag-brunch/
Today's energy.
Just wondering where the hell the day went...
Dallas sidewalks.
*screams in pigeon*
Continuing this dog walk of horrors, Ingrid is completely freaked out by this faded Little Mermaid ball. 😅
I think this needs some time to grow on me.
The balcony plants are THRIVING.
Saturday energy. – bei Cosmic Cafe
It's like *the* fanciest high school breakfast 😅 – bei Cedar Springs Tap House
When it you're finally ready for the pool and you hear the ⚡ BOOMCLAT ⚡ of thunder and it immediately starts POURING.... ⛈️
Decided to test fate. Felt my oats for approximately five minutes before another downpour. Now shivering in a cabana, debating about going back upstairs...
I love how aggressively gay my new neighborhood is.

https://memosandmirth.com/oak-lawns-rainbow-gateway-sign/
I love our new apartment. ❤️
The only way I can get @MichaelShrode to eat his veggies 😅 – bei Orno
Our first picture vs. latest picture. Four years apart.
Sunday brunch energy. – bei TNT (Tacos and Tequila)
This dress! 💃 – bei TNT (Tacos and Tequila)
City Place! – bei The Tower at Cityplace
🎶🎶 making a mess...🎶🎶
Waiting for @MichaelShrode to yell: "WTF DID YOU MAKE??" 🎶🎶🎶
"Were the cicadas this loud in DC?"
A bit of a tutorial on how I created my faux green wall. https://memosandmirth.com/constructing-faux-green-wall/
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