Some personal news... I moved back to Dallas, y& #39;all! https://buff.ly/3hofXfL ">https://buff.ly/3hofXfL&q...
We& #39;ll turn this into the random Dallas photo thread.
First up is this desk contraption in my new Dallas apartment, which will help me shed a few pounds before it ruins my knees.

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A very overheated @gunterfeels

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An unexpected sign in Bishop Arts.
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She heads straight for the mud. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦" title="Person facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Person facepalming">
This is great – bei Union
Ingrid is terrified of the Deep Ellum birds.

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My Friday energy.
Last coffee of the day. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☕" title="Heißgetränk" aria-label="Emoji: Heißgetränk">
Right before chaos ensued.
What is going on at this dog park? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Sundays in Dallas. – bei Virgin Hotels Dallas
When you& #39;re feeling your Sunday oats and then start wondering whether the car got towed...
Pool Queens. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">
It& #39;s like they are plotting on how to track all of this dirt into the house...
I heard a loud whap during the last lightening storm. I wonder if this was it.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚡" title="Hochspannungszeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Hochspannungszeichen">
Ingrid meets the downtown Dallas donkey. https://memosandmirth.com/fuel-city-ranch/">https://memosandmirth.com/fuel-city...
Remembering the morning dog walk before Dallas gets flooded this afternoon.
My desk always gets cluttered so quickly. There& #39;s also no excuse for having *two* iced teas...
Everyone& #39;s scrambling to walk their dogs before the storm. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛈️" title="Gewitter-Wolke und Regen" aria-label="Emoji: Gewitter-Wolke und Regen">
Today is the day that I graduated to "that old queen who orders wine at the bar." – bei Cedar Springs Tap House
Just passed a woman being reunited with her small dog. She& #39;s in tears. A man walking a lab found her dog roaming the neighborhood, leashed it, and walked around until he found the owner.

Happy Thursday from the gayborhood! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Regenbogen" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen">

Meanwhile these two are so confused by the holdup:
This biking desk really is the best WFH hack.

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Although someone thinks that the bike desk makes me set the AC too low.

"Use the fan!" He says, as if 50 degrees isn& #39;t a perfectly normal indoor temperature.
Just cycling away with this one sleeping behind me. (Ignore my old queen apartment).
Love this.
A look at Dallas& #39; newest drag brunch at @virginhotelsdal!

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Today& #39;s energy.
Just wondering where the hell the day went...
Dallas sidewalks.
*screams in pigeon*
Continuing this dog walk of horrors, Ingrid is completely freaked out by this faded Little Mermaid ball. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
I think this needs some time to grow on me.
The balcony plants are THRIVING.
Saturday energy. – bei Cosmic Cafe
Decided to test fate. Felt my oats for approximately five minutes before another downpour. Now shivering in a cabana, debating about going back upstairs...
I love how aggressively gay my new neighborhood is.

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I love our new apartment. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
The only way I can get @MichaelShrode to eat his veggies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> – bei Orno
Our first picture vs. latest picture. Four years apart.
Sunday brunch energy. – bei TNT (Tacos and Tequila)
City Place! – bei The Tower at Cityplace
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"Were the cicadas this loud in DC?"
A bit of a tutorial on how I created my faux green wall. https://memosandmirth.com/constructing-faux-green-wall/">https://memosandmirth.com/construct...
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