Guys. I've never *ever* endorsed a candidate and never even made a donation. But this time is special.

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This is Joe Biden. He's a very special candidate for president. He and I both went to the University of Delaware, for example.

Also, he's not a traitor. So please, join me and give him a couple bucks in the link above.

Guys, this is the White House. Currently, the White House has a problem. At this moment, it's full of ass-faced, baboon-IQ-level traitors.

We can fix this. By giving Joe Biden a few bucks in the link above.

Guys, this is Jared Kushner, the political equivalent of incurable crotch rot. The White House currently has *100%* more Jared Kushner than is Constitutionally recommended.

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This is Jacquelyn Brittany. She's the super sweet awesome lady in the elevator who made friends with Joe Biden and then got to nominate him for president.

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This is William Barr.

If you give some money to the Biden campaign, we'll never see him again except to send him funny post cards in prison.

Please use the link above.

Guys: it's working! You donated to Joe Biden a few minutes ago with my magic link AND KELLYANNE CONWAY IS LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE!

DO YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITY? We can live our dreams. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1297718940446199812

This is like an anti-traitor telethon. Give Joe Biden a few bucks now, and in addition to Kellyanne Conway, Stephen Miller will soon depart the White House to spend more time trying to look like Reichsminister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels.

Again, this is Joe Biden. He could be president if you give him a few bucks.

Also, he's not a traitor, and he's really excited about making electric Corvettes that go 200-mph - for real.

Do you want a 200-mph electric Corvette? Yes, you do.

Joe Biden: You're maxed at $2800, but if you give him, like, a latte's worth of cash, you'll have a president whose first foreign trip won't be to fondle a globe with these nutsacks.

And then we can have nice things again.

Click this link and donate so you can look at this photo and say, with pride, once more:

Nope. All the nope. NOPE. Nuh-uh. THAT'S THE END OF THIS.

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