JARED KUSHNER CONSPIRING WITH PUTIN *ALL FOUR YEARS HE’S BEEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE.*

Arrest him. https://www.thedailybeast.com/jared-kushners-private-channel-with-putins-money-man-kirill-dmitriev

Shorter: Trump and crew kept working with Putin the whole time.

Shorter: Trump & Kushner helped traffic fake Russian ventilators while New Yorkers were dying.

Arrest them.

Shorter: Kushner has been a traitor for Russia the whole time, which makes sense GIVEN THAT HE ASKED THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR FOR SECURE SPY COMMS BACK TO THE KREMLIN WHILE OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT, WHICH IS KIND OF A SIGN.

Shorter: Kushner has been a traitor for Russia the whole time, because PLEASE SEE LAST FOUR YEARS OF NEWS.

Or, scroll down the last 40 months of my timeline. Thanks.

Shorter: Russia. Traitors. The whole time. Got it?

Shorter: Non-traitor tried to stop traitors, "it didn't work."

WELL THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT GOES WITH TRAITORS, I SUPPOSE.

Shorter: Jared. Traitor.

Shorter: Putin not available for comment.

Shorter: Kushner found that elusive backchannel to Putin that Erik Prince wanted! It's the guy Prince met in the Seychelles while Obama was President. So arrest them all.

Shorter: For his backchannel to Trump, Putin went through child sex trafficker George Nader to get to Kushner.

Nader is in prison; arrest everyone else.

Shorter: Some traitor said, "Well golly gee, we just had to wash Putin's ballsack. Because we just did!"

(arrest these people)

Spoiler alert: We knew what Jared was up to: being a moron, and being a traitor.

This whole description is just Habermantastic!

Was Black Cube a source here? Just curious.

Everyone mentioned here: go to prison.

Aaaand the big Broadway finale: Trump and his whole gang wash Putin's nuts, but maybe the Kremlin is bad, too, also.

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