star vs the forces of evil spoiler thread

THE EPISODE “SLEEPOVER” KILLS ME SIGSISHSUSHJS. IVE ALREADY SEEN THIS EPISODE AND SEASON (2) BEFORE BUT STILL- i hate how much i love starco

i remember when the episode came out and it was official that star liked marco and iehdisjks it rocked my WORLD

I LOVE TOM SO MUCH. it might be because he’s played rider strong aka shawn from boy meets world but- he makes me go

im sorry but... i am against tomco starco is the only thing i believe in

i do feel dumb shipping characters from a “kids” cartoon but I CANNOT HELP IT: STAR AND MARCO ARE THE CUTEST. if they’re not together in the end i will die

okay i understand why people ship tom and marco

hungry larry from star vs gives me the same vibes as the summerween trickster from gravity falls

spider with a top hat RIGHTS!!!

finally got to this episode. oh my heart

STARS FACE WHEN MARCO CAME DOWN THE STAIRS

i just felt so awful for star the entire time like that episode really fucked me up

like yes jackie and marco are adorable and when they kissed it was cute but I DO NOT CARE. POOR STAR

plus i just- prefer star with marco

ALSO forgot to mention ludo taking the spellbook and glossaryck

that episode really said “fuck star butterfly” ):

30 year old marco diaz

TOFFEE POSSESSING LUDO THO-

THE JUST FRIENDS EPISODE- THAT SONG IS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT MARCO AND STAR I HATE IT HERE

PLUS STAR HOLDING MARCOS HAND WHEN JACKIE AND HIM KISSED. POOR BABY ):

“YOURE THE BEST FRIEND A GUY COULD HAVE”

“NOTHING COULF TEAR US APART, TILL THE DAY U BROKE MY HEART”

IM SOBBING

PATRICK STUMP EPISODE PATRICK STUMP EPISODE PATRICK STUMP EPISODE

SHE’S A REBEL PRINCESS SHE’S THE BEST. SHE’S A BALL OF LIGHTNING IN A HOT PINK DRESS

“STAR BUTTERFLY IS IN LOVE WITH HER BEST FRIEND”
IM SCREECHING. BITCH REALLY GOT OUTED FOR LIKING MARCO AHHHHHHHHHHH

IM CRYING SM. ONTO THE SEASON 2 FINALE. WISH ME LUCKKKK

MOON VERSUS TOFFEE IS SO DOPE HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

star really said “NO I DON’T” when marco asked if she had a crush on him

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

AHHHHHH SHE SAID IT SHE FINALLY SAID IT. IM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW WTF. THAT WAS SO FUCKING SAD. HER ROOM WENT BACK TO NORMAL AND EVERYTHING. MY HEART

having a whole ass heart attack from that season finale. i know star returns to earth EVENTUALLY but holy fucking shit

LIKE i’ve seen these episodes before but i didn’t remember shit ):

i’ve officially seen the most relatable thing in this show: marco diaz asleep in his bowl of oatmeal listening to sad music at 3 am

this episode (moon the undaunted) is so heartbreaking at least we get formally introduced to eclipsa

WHEN MARCO AND STAR REUNITED

IM CRYING SM. STAR REALLY DID
T H A T

https://boxd.it/1jO4DZ 

star is really sniffing marco’s hoodie like she’s elio from call me by your name

if tom and star get back together... i swear to god

WHY WERE THEY HOLDING HANDS URGEJDBSKSN

finally saw a star vs episode i haven’t seen yet!

“i wanna make this work! you’re my best friend jackie!”
“oh marco. we both know that’s not true”

HOLY FUCK JACKIE JUST BROKE UP WITH MARCO that was kinda heart breaking even though i didn’t want them together

MARCO IS LEAVING EARTH AHHHHH

“so are you and tom-“
“YEP!”

i REALLY hate it here :/

“i’ve been watching you all night. you have feelings for your best friend dude. dude, you have dimensional scissors! you can be knocking back soda pops and crushing pizzas in any dimension! and you’re choosing to live with your unavailable crush.“

“when it comes to making yourself miserable, you are the master, bro.”

THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING RELATABLE. IT IS THE DEATH OF ME.

THAT MOMENT WAS SO ADORABLE WITH MARCO AND KELLY WTFF

also happy birthday to marco diaz

im feeling so many emotions rn

love how im just listening to pony heads talking about framing their sister for murder

MARCO USING THE WAND IS MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT

HEINOUS IS ECLIPSAS DAUGHTER. WHAT THE FUCK. i knew she was a butterfly but?!!!

the dennis and ludo stuff )):

IM FUCKING HOWLING RN
IM ON THE BOOTH BUDDIES EPISODE AND MARCO CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS FOR STAR AND THEY HAD THEUR FIIRST KISS IN THE BOOTH IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING RN HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AND STAR TOOK THE PICTURE AHHH

WHY DOES STAR HAVE TO BE DATING TOM I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

star telling marco to do whatever it takes to stop medeora nothing better happen to my fav

THISSSSS

on the season 3 finale

TOM REALLY SAID MARCO IS HIS BEst FRIEND
AND MARCO CONFESSED TO TOM THAT HE KISSED STAR DISFEHGDDLDBKDBDJD IMMMMM

MARCOOOOOOO

“I AM THE QUEEN AND THESE ARE MY PEOPLE. I MUST STAY AND FIGHT” OH MY GODDDD

“dont tell me you’ve forgotten about your OTHER boyfriend” TEA

ECLIPSA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

HONESTLY ECLIPSA IS A FAV. I ADORE HER SM PLUS SHES HELLA POWERFUL

also marco is back!1!!11

STAR GAVE HER WAND TO ECLIPSA... BIIIIIIITCH

AHHHHHHHHH OMGGGGGG

im officially on season 4. i am so happy

“I DONT NEED A WAND” ICONICONICON

i’m not too keen on doing favors for people who assault me

STAR BORDERLINE CRYING BECAUSE MOON AND ECLIPSA ARE BONDING

bruhh now moon is saying she doesn’t trust her fuck off

“i have terrible taste in fashion AND friends!”

i relate to that last part

IS STAR BISEXUAL?

“well it might be because you kissed marco” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIS GOT CALLED OUT

“IF I HAD KISSED MARCO WOULDNT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?” I CHOKED

but also star is honestly a dick for not telling tom ):

tom saying “i know it didn’t mean anything” made me go BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW DAMN WELL IT MEANT SOMETHING

eclipsa’s song

KELLY AND MARCO ARE REBOUND BUDDIES OH MY LORD

kelly and marco are really cute but like WHAT ABOUT STARRRRR

“she paired marshmallows up so they wouldn’t be lonely. it’s so... ADORABLE!”

MARCOS FEELINGS FOR STAR ARE SO ADORABLE MY HEART JUST EXPLODED OUT OF MY CHEST

this episode is gonna be so relatable i hate it

MARCO. IS. SO. ADORABLE.

“i like every. single. thing. about you. it’s... it’s unnatural.”

TOM IS REALLY TRYNA INVALIDATE MARCOS FEELINGS LIKE DJDHJDJSK FUCK OFFFF

HOLY SHIT TOM REALLY CALLED OUT STAR FOR STILL HAVING FEELINGS FOR MARCO IM FREAKING THE F U C K OUT

“but you know you have feelings for marco! and i know you have feelings for marco. where did you think that came from?”
“you have feelings for me..?”
“BECAUSE OF THE CURSE!”

again, TOM TRYNA INVALIDATE THEIR FEELINGS THEYRE SIMPLY MEANT TO BEEEEE

“I DONT WANT MY DESTINY TO BE DETERMINED BY A CREEPY CURSE BUT I LIKE.. THIS.”
IM LITERALLY CRYING AND FREAKING OUT AND I KEEP SQUEALING OMGGGGGGGGGGG THIS EPISODE HAS MURDERED ME ):

PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. STARCO BETTER NOT BE OVER I WILL BE SO GENUINELY UPSET

damn meteora is powerful

awww star and marco with their capes

TOM AND JANNA EPISODE! FUN

tom and janna are kinda cute (platonically ahhh)

OF COURSE THATS MINAS BIRD

oH No! mArcO And kElLy aRe nO lonGeR bReakUp bUddIES! totally didn’t see that coming

eclipsa and globgor love this for her

THEIR DUET AHHHHH

ok it was all inside his mind im sad now

damn globgor escaped?!

MARCO AND TOM DUET MARCO AND TOM DUET

THE CORONATION EPISODE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND IM CRYING):

WHY IS MARCO GOING BACK TO EARTH ):<

star really said “fuck tom”

kinda glad they’re not going on the trip though i just feel bad for tom

OMG STARS AT MARCOS HOUSE- IG SHE GOT HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT LMAO

“COOL STAR AND MARCO HAD A BABY!”

“now, she’s a special girl marco. make sure you don’t mess that one up.”

OH MY HEARTTTT

jackie lynn thomas is a bisexual queen

tom broke up with star

mr. diaz’s reaction

AWWWWWWWWW TOM SAID IT’S OKAY IF MARCO AND STAR DATE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“what? tom! the blood moon curse has been lifted. i mean, you were there.”
“come on, dude. i think we both know that what you two have is something better than a curse.”

marco wanted to be in star’s pocket i know the magic is making him crazy BUT ITS SO ENDEARING

“BECAUSE I LOVE YOU STAR”

ok my life is over goodbye

WHY ARE STAR AND MARCO SO CUTE EVEN WHEN THEY DONT REMEMBER EACH OTHER WHATTT

everything is getting so intense rn ): IM SO WORRIED ABOUT WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN

STAR AND MARCO RUNNING TO EACH OTHER SOFUCKINGCUTE

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.

I CANNOT STOP CRYING I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE

“marco i want you to love me. because i love you.”

HONESTLY THAT WHOLE SCENE GAVE ME CHILLS I AM FINALLY AT PEACE. ALL MY STARCO DREAMS CAME TRUE IM DYING

im genuinely still freaking out- i haven’t even started the next ep yet

WAIT I DIDNT EVEN FINISH THE EPISODE
“MINAS WORKING FOR ME” WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK, MOON

MOON IS A FUCKING SNAKE I HATE THAT BITCH ):

my lord and savior heakapoo omg

IF STAR DESTROYS ALL MAGIC I WILL DIE

shecalledmarcoherboyfriendeeeek

okay im about to start the series finale... idk what to expect im kind of scared ): actually im VERY scared )):

y’all really left tom in the magic dimension and didn’t realize i-

marco using the wand makes me happy (:

WHY DOES MARCO HAVE A HOLE IN HIM IS HE DYING I WILLL CRY

MOON, ECLIPSA, METEORA, AND STAR ARE ALL BUTTERFLIES AHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH

I KEEP TWEETING TOO SOON: ALL THE QUEENS ARE HERE

STAR AND MARCO SAID THEIR GOODBYES. WHAT THE FUCK

STAR IS GOING TO THE EARTH WELL?!!

MARCO STAYED IK THE MAGIC DIMENSION AHHHHHHHH

“so... any idea about what happens if we stay here?”
“no, and i don’t care.”
“because with of without magic...”
“...we belong together.”

WHERE IS MARCO. YES HER PLANNED WORK BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS MARCO. IM SHAKING OMFG

i finished it and im just sitting in my bed hyperventilating and bawling my eyes out

STAR AND MARCOS LOVE LITERALLY BONDED EARTH AND MEWNI. HOLY SHIT. THIS SHOW IS PERFECT.