daiya characters and what crimes they would commit: a thread

this is all for shits and giggles btw im bored and want to laugh if anyone has suggestions tell me i cant think

eijun: shoplifting... but he would turn himself to the police scratches head

miyuki: tax evasion he got away with it for so many years until someone he had beef with snitched on him (mei)

kuramochi: possession of drugs. he could've arguably been framed but weeds illegal in japan aint it?? i dont know

ryosuke: BLACK MAIL. THIS MANS A MONSTER

haruichi: murder. im not explaining why.. have u seen him?

furuya: trespassing. he went to the zoo and tried to steal a polar pear.. how is that possible? i dont know.. he's sitting on death row

shirakawa: homocide. the deadball made him snap.. he killed all of inashiro

mei: hit and run. he cant drive for shit and nearly murdered two kids.. why didnt he tell the cops?

yui: started a cult, arson, demonic rituals he needs to rot in prison

sanada: sanada: stealing hearts by day, robbing banks by night. but get this-- he's doing it for the todoroki family GET HIM OUTTA PRISON YA'LL

okumura: stalking. this mans been stalking eijun since the first game he watched with seido in it

mima: since he cant go to jail for being sexy, he's going to jail for aggravated assault.. dont make him mad

todoroki: credit card fraud.. i dont even need to explain this one

jun: DUI.. HELLO U CRASHED INTO A TREE AND ALMOST DIED?/

rei: kidnapping. hinata shoyo is from haikyuu.. NO he would not make seido's best pitcher.. he clearly didnt want to go to seido she stole him she's going to jail for 50 years