so ! this a thread on how to buy / hide sex toys for those who live with family and / or have a joint bank account with their parent(s)

this thread will be double spaced bc it helps me read and make less typos, so if that bothers you --

--then sorry ://

it jus helps me and some other people as well

so ! i personally live with my conservative grandparents, but they never even step foot in my room, let alone go through things, so i'm very lucky i that sense.

but ! i still like to hide my things, and this is how i do it !

let's start with how to buy them without parents knowing:

my mom,, does not care. she's seen the bank statements, she just jokes about it, but that's not the case for everyone!
so, the best way is probably by buying a pre-paid visa gift card--

--putting however much money you need on there, and ordering with that!
or, if a friend of yours doesn't have a joint account, or their parents are just chill, send them some money and ask them if they'd be willing to order it for you!

i've only ordered from two sites: early2bed, and adam & eve

this is how both of those would show up in your bank statement, early2bed is a bit more discreet

when you receive the packages, it's not like,, "6 in dildo" on the package, y'know?? just normal packaging
really dfjdhf

with early2bed, they actually tape a piece of packing paper around the box the toy comes in so the packging is hidden--

--when you open it.
adam & eve does not do this !

now let's get to actually hiding them,

i always recommend storing toys in their own drawstring bags, or something similar. i personally know how to sew and have a lot of fabric lying around, so i just make my own bags to store them.

once they're in their bags, i have an old book bag i never use full of my toys, lube, condoms, + the towel i put under me to prevent lube from getting all over shit.
this book bag is under a little,, shoe rack thing in my closet.

you could hide a book bag under your bed, wherever your family simply,, never looks. it's all dependent on how fucking nosy your family is, this is just what i do!
i don't think people would be very prone to look through book bags,, so

if any of you have other tips then reply to this thread or dm me or send me a cc so i can add to it, whatever man jus share your advice with the class too