Steve Bannon, CEO of the 2016 campaign, was indicted for fraudulently fundraising from MAGA suckers.

The emails from the 2020 campaign may not directly enrich Trumps, but I've never encountered such grifty bullshit in political donation solicitations.

Here are 5 recent days.

First day, from nobody in particular:

"For the NEXT HOUR, all contributions made to our critical $25,000,000 End-of-Month Goal will be not 500, not 600, but 700%-MATCHED!"

Second day, from Eric
"We’ve been putting together an exclusive group of the President’s most TRUSTED supporters, known as 2020 Trump Platinum Members."

If I donate, I'll get a Trump Platinum Card that is good for nothing but looks uncannily like an Amex card.

Day 3, from the president
Subject line: "You. Me. Dinner."

If I donate I'll be entered into a sweepstakes to win dinner with him next Saturday in Southampton, New York.

Day 4, Lara follows up
Why haven't I entered to win the Southampton dinner? They'll fly us in and put us up.

Day 5, from nobody in particular
Subject line: "You won"

"You’ve been identified as our Patriot of the week and have won a set of our Official Trump-Pence 2020 Stickers FOR FREE. All you have to do is contribute $10."

Free stickers for just $10.