Steve Bannon, CEO of the 2016 campaign, was indicted for fraudulently fundraising from MAGA suckers.

The emails from the 2020 campaign may not directly enrich Trumps, but I& #39;ve never encountered such grifty bullshit in political donation solicitations.

Here are 5 recent days.

First day, from nobody in particular:

"For the NEXT HOUR, all contributions made to our critical $25,000,000 End-of-Month Goal will be not 500, not 600, but 700%-MATCHED!"

Second day, from Eric
"We’ve been putting together an exclusive group of the President’s most TRUSTED supporters, known as 2020 Trump Platinum Members."

If I donate, I& #39;ll get a Trump Platinum Card that is good for nothing but looks uncannily like an Amex card.

Day 3, from the president
Subject line: "You. Me. Dinner."

If I donate I& #39;ll be entered into a sweepstakes to win dinner with him next Saturday in Southampton, New York.

Day 4, Lara follows up
Why haven& #39;t I entered to win the Southampton dinner? They& #39;ll fly us in and put us up.

Day 5, from nobody in particular
Subject line: "You won"

"You’ve been identified as our Patriot of the week and have won a set of our Official Trump-Pence 2020 Stickers FOR FREE. All you have to do is contribute $10."

Free stickers for just $10.