thread on why the Lakers have the worst hair of any team in NBA history (1/?)

first we have to consider the alopecia, i mean the elephants in the room, Lebron James and Alex Caruso. the two have possibly the worst hair in the entire league while also being a part of one of the highest grossing franchises in the league. just let it go. it's gone.

second, we have to consider how two of the team's most lackluster players currently (kuzma and DG) have one of the most outdated modern hairstyles, the frohawk. kuzma has also had many other awful hairstyles, included below

as a man who used to have dreads, i appreciate dwight becoming a dreadhead. however, i have absolutely no clue what the fuck he's trying to accomplish as a 6'11" bottom with a bleached dreadhawk

i got love for my brightskin brothers but quinn cook still got the duke starting 5 cut after being 5 years removed from the team and javale mcgee is trying to pull off the pretty boy asap rocky look at 32, it's over my brother (not to mention his braided shag)

AD is the only laker with a good cut, aside from the players with low cuts (hard to fuck those up, really)

on top of all that, we in a age where barbering technology is so advanced niggas hairlines look like they was lined up by god himself, but most of the team still falls short despite making millions

and u can quote this thread with a pic of me and call me a hater but my nigga i am a broke college graduate of course ima look dusty, these is grown ass men with millions they can do better