thread on why the Lakers have the worst hair of any team in NBA history (1/?)
first we have to consider the alopecia, i mean the elephants in the room, Lebron James and Alex Caruso. the two have possibly the worst hair in the entire league while also being a part of one of the highest grossing franchises in the league. just let it go. it& #39;s gone.
second, we have to consider how two of the team& #39;s most lackluster players currently (kuzma and DG) have one of the most outdated modern hairstyles, the frohawk. kuzma has also had many other awful hairstyles, included below
as a man who used to have dreads, i appreciate dwight becoming a dreadhead. however, i have absolutely no clue what the fuck he& #39;s trying to accomplish as a 6& #39;11" bottom with a bleached dreadhawk
i got love for my brightskin brothers but quinn cook still got the duke starting 5 cut after being 5 years removed from the team and javale mcgee is trying to pull off the pretty boy asap rocky look at 32, it& #39;s over my brother (not to mention his braided shag)
AD is the only laker with a good cut, aside from the players with low cuts (hard to fuck those up, really)
on top of all that, we in a age where barbering technology is so advanced niggas hairlines look like they was lined up by god himself, but most of the team still falls short despite making millions
and u can quote this thread with a pic of me and call me a hater but my nigga i am a broke college graduate of course ima look dusty, these is grown ass men with millions they can do better
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