would my religious turkish parents approve of me dating these characters? : a thread
all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> -999/10
all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= -999/10" title="all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> -999/10">
all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= -999/10" title="all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> -999/10">
all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= -999/10" title="all of my female crushes: no. they are homophobic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> -999/10">
kars: they would not let me date a stripper aztec god that could kill me with one finger under any circumstances. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> 0/10
kars: they would not let me date a stripper aztec god that could kill me with one finger under any circumstances. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= 0/10" title="kars: they would not let me date a stripper aztec god that could kill me with one finger under any circumstances. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> 0/10">
kars: they would not let me date a stripper aztec god that could kill me with one finger under any circumstances. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= 0/10" title="kars: they would not let me date a stripper aztec god that could kill me with one finger under any circumstances. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> 0/10">
n& #39;doul: he was there for like two episodes but he& #39;s very cute,, they are kinda ableist so i don& #39;t think they would want me to date a blind man but at least he is a man. 6/10
joseph: they wouldn& #39;t like his personality much at first but would probably get used to it. 7/10
jonathan: 10/10. the perfect man. they would absolutely want me to date him and get married.
light: another 10/10. perfect man, smart, has a career and money - at least from the outside. they would encourage me to date him.
mihael: they would hate him for his long hair and questionable fashion. also use his scar as a way to tell me he is ugly and dangerous. they are not wrong on the dangerous part though https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> 1/10
kira: i forgot to add him earlier https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> they would like him too but not as much as light or jonathan. he is a middle class working man, from the outside, so perfect. 9/10
risotto: do i need to explain why they wouldn& #39;t let me date a mcr reject clown man? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> 0/10
prosciutto: they would definitely like him more than risotto but the boobwindow has to go. 5/10
satan: if my religious parents don& #39;t ever learn who he is, he is basically another perfect man but has a very short temper. so he better hide his identity. 8/10
beelzebub: also needs to hide his identity but i don& #39;t think he can. they would think he is stupid and hate him. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> 2/10
asmodeus: they would not like him. AT ALL. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> 0/10
solomon: another perfect man imo. he would fool them easily. smart, cunning, very sexy. 9/10
simeon: pure boy, angel boy. 9/10
zağanos: he is smart and cunning. a running theme in this list. they would send me off to marry him in his time. 8/10
mahmut: every turkish parent& #39;s dream. dreamy, brave. a pasha ffs. again, they would make me marry him in his time. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> 10/10
end of thread. if you scrolled this far, ily so much marry me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💍" title="Ring" aria-label="Emoji: Ring">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
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