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Ran into a guy from high school the other day, he'd moved out of town to go to college, he's back visiting his family. He was with his mom and I was wearing a dress and she was like Tyler when did you start wearing a dress and I was like it's what all the cool guys are doing
Then she was like I haven't seen you at the grocery store lately and I was like you know I got a job waiting tables but like I totally didn't want to tell her where, so I was like, I gotta run but Mike we should totally hang out, he's like totally
So I get like a text from him saying I should come over to his house and like he thought I looked pretty the other day, back in high school I used to give Mike blowjobs, so you know, so I'm like on my way, and I get there and like he's alone, dad's at work, mom shopping
Luckily I'm wearing something cute and we start making out in the living room, but then he's like let's go up to my bedroom, we get up there and I'm going to take off my dress but he's like leave it on I like you like this, so we kiss and I can feel his cock getting hard
So like I get down on my knees and take his cock out and take his hard cock in my mouth, he's got his hands on my head, he's moaning as I'm bobbing up and down on his hard cock and then like all the sudden, without even knocking, his mom walks right into the bedroom
And she loses her shit, she's like what the fuck are you doing Mike and he's like it's not what it looks like, and I still have his cock in my mouth cuz nobody told me to stop, and finally his mom yells at me, Tyler will you stop doing that, I'm like, okay
Anyway she's like I'm going to tell your mom and I'm like go ahead, she already knows, she then called me some nasty names and said I'd seduced her poor son, and I wanted to say something but I didn't want to get Mike in more trouble, so I just left instead
2 hours later Mike is texting me to see if we could finish what we started, obviously I said yes, dude told his mom we were drunk & one thing led to another, his mom asked him if he was gay & he was like no, but Tyler is & she's really pretty so it's easy to forget she's a guy
I was like, don't tell people I drink, cuz I don't, also, you think I'm pretty, that gets you some ball licking
