Don’t think I have rbf...but do think I have resting close-enough-to-your-ex-gf’s-face where you feel both comfortable and deeply unsettled getting to know me
And this just means I field a lotta specific questions about niche interests that were clearly things ex-gfs liked (eg. crepes, sylvan esso, biting)
Not mad, just disappointed; tired of being the rebound who gets you “back” in the game but.... all the while kinda intrigued from an anthropological spy perspective and willing to keep investigating this phenomenon because ima tough bitch lookin fer real love bby
I WILL ADMIT THAT THIS THREAD WAS PROMPTED BY SEEING CAROLINE NOONAN’S ENGAGEMENT PICTURES. I’m only human. Forgive me.
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