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Let's take a peak at how National Trust twitter is doing this August eve...
First we pass a grazing group of amateur accountants, busy sorting out the NT's financial future based on half a summary spreadsheet and a Spectator article they have cornered. Good luck lads!
First we pass a grazing group of amateur accountants, busy sorting out the NT's financial future based on half a summary spreadsheet and a Spectator article they have cornered. Good luck lads!
Over here, we chance on a pack of racists furiously sniffing out mentions of slavery on the NT Twitter feed while humming 'Rule Britannia'. Careful now
In this glade an exotic creature seems surprised that people have to compete for a diminishing pool of jobs...even the ones who are in the same gentleman's club as him. I know, nature IS cruel
Shush... don't disturb this family of slumbering snobs, resting on their tweed lined beanbags after chewing over the time someone called Gary, who clearly didn't know their rococo from their baroque, sat near them in the cafe
Arrh, here's a flock of snipes, delightfully subtweeting 'told you sos' about how terrible the NT is in all directions. What do they want? No one knows
Finally, as the sun sets, what better sight to close our tour than the chorusing academic, proudly declaiming the end of western civilisation from their nest of back copies of the Times. No, don't shout 'fun' at them or they will definitely cancel that membership
As we leave the scene, what's that crunch underfoot? Oh how sad. You've stood on some lowly employees in your path. They were just trying to find some shelter from the storm. Never mind, some of them weren't even curators
