rating the men I'd trust to hold my drink at a party : a thread ✨
starting off with loml machine gun kelly, 9/10 would protect ur drink for like 2 minutes and then drink it forgetting its yours
loml pt 2 pete davidson, 9.5/10 would protect it for 5 minutes and then drink it because you took too long and he got thristy
yungblud, 8/10 would probably spill it by accident or lose it but would definitely make it up and get you a new drink
Tom holland, 9/10 would feel honored that you trust him enough for the job but poor dumbass would probably set it down and lose it and then like apologize a hundred times before getting you a new drink
Chris evans 100/10 would protect it with his life and he'd definitely be thrilled that you asked him
harry styles, 11/10 would be honored and protect with his life, maybe take a sip or two
Louis tomlinson, 28/10, would do anything to protect your drink, he's flip off anyone who asks to hold it, he might end up drinking it but
zayn malik, 10/10 he'd absolutely love to hold it and would be extremely protective of it
Travis barker, 10/10, he would protect it very well, he wouldn't lose it and he'd keep it close to his chest the whole time
tommy lee, 10/10, he'd be very protective of it and he'll be very proud of himself when he gets It back to you.
John mulaney, 1000/10, he'd probably bark at anyone who got close to him while he's carrying your drink
bts, 10/10 would literally be so happy to hold it for you and they'd be so proud and honored that you trusted them with it
elijah Daniel, 10/10 would absolutely fucking protect it with his whole soul, might drink a bit
Douglas booth loml 10/10 would protect it very well, he'd have a couple of sips but refill it in hopes you won't notice he drank some of it
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