(THREAD) How we could buy off Manchester United from the glazers and get better ownership
Firstly we need to be prepared to pay BIG money. We’re going to assume we have around 40,000,000 fans world wide (obviously this number got be larger, based off instagram followers). It would take about £4bn pounds to completely take over the club
Next we need to figure out a way to pay this figure off. Around the world we obviously have rich, middle class, and poor fans. After doing some extensive math, if 40 million of us gave £100 to one person to accumulate £4bn
Next we need to prepare a bid and submit it. Since i doubt any of us have killed someone or violated human rights, we shouldn’t have a problem like the saudi’s.
Then we buy the club, then sell it to another rich person who we KNOW will back the club fully. It could be for a cheaper price. Then the money would be set back out to the 40 millions fans evenly.
Also fire woodward, definitely
Then that’s it, we enjoy a woodwardless and glazerless club. We would have ambition and go straight back to the top. END OF THREAD
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