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Alan Swinney looks like if he struggled to open a Slim Jim, he’d pull a gun on it.
Alan Swinney looks like the ghost of a confederate soldier who died of dehydration.
Alan Swinney looks like he is responsible for ruining more Thanksgiving dinners than deep fryers.
...unless of course Alan Swinney simply is a deep fried turkey.
Alan Swinney looks like if he ever actually gets arrested, it’ll be for something he downloaded.
Alan Swinney is what would happen if a witch cursed an ashtray with sentience.
I bet Alan Swinney cuts his spaghetti with a knife.
I swear to god if this is why I die...
...it would be pretty on brand.
...it would be pretty on brand.
