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the 100 characters and if they have lice, a thread:
clarke griffin: long haired clarke definitely has lice, she never washed that shit. short hair clarke is clean
bellamy blake: sometimes he has lice, others he does not. it comes and goes
octavia blake: octavia and auntie o don’t have lice. skairipa and blodreina definitely do because they‘ve never had clean hair
raven reyes: no, raven reyes does not have lice. never has, never will. she’s too clean for that
john murphy: let it be known that murphy does NOT have lice. he’s too perfect
monty green: mr. green does not have lice. he’s literally always clean, plus if he did have lice, he would isolate himself and get rid of it immediately
jasper jordan: is that even a question? he totally has lice, look at that hair
lexa kom trikru: heda does NOT have lice. they’re too scared to go anywhere near her
indra kom trikru: indra does not have lice. the lice bow down to her, they serve her
gaia kom trikru: no, gaia is too clean and perfect for lice. she is lice free
nathan miller: no miller does NOT have lice. he’s almost always clean and also look at him. there’s no way he has lice
charmaine diyoza: no, she spent years in cryo. any lice she had is gone
echo kom azgeda: yes are you kidding. echo totally has lice. until she cut her hair, that is. she is now lice free
hope diyoza: long hair hope definitely has lice. her hair was dirty as fuck, especially after spending all those years on penance. short hair hope, however, is lice free
abby griffin: yes are you serious, look at that hair. she literally collects lice. she’s a walking lice farm. also she never showers so
marcus kane: kane definitely has lice. look at that beautiful hair. he’s too peaceful to kill them so he just befriended them
picasso: NO ARE YOU KIDDING?? PICASSO HAS ALL HIS SHOTS AND IS LICE FREE. HE’S THE CLEANEST GOOD BOY OUT THERE
luna kom floukru: no. luna takes very good care of her hair plus she lives in the middle of a sea so where would the lice even come from. also lice are scared of her. they wouldn’t dare trespass into her beautiful mane
anya kom trikru: yes, look at her hair. it screams lice. she picks them out and boils them for fun
charlotte no last name: yes. i will not elaborate on this.
paxton mccreary: half his head has lice, the other half does not. i think you can tell which does and which doesn’t. also he’s stinky
josephine lightbourne: no, josephine does NOT have lice. look at her. she’s too perfect. lice takes one look at her and says nope i don’t deserve to live on her head and suck on her blood
roan kom azgeda: have you seen his greasy oily dirty ass hair? he definitely has lice and he knows it too. its part of his thing. they’re his crew
