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Part 2 of Anatomy of JNU/Jamia/AMU protests..

Again, going to be a long thread, but it gets better with each tweet. Do watch all the videos.

Starting off with a legend who perfectly summarises every protest..

Then comes the important question which many of you have: Where do these students even get placed? Dude.. They have 100% placement records. Check for yourself how Miss Dipsita and Mr Shashi got placed at Shaheen Bagh

Road block?

Shashi bhaiya: No worries. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

No wonders he got placed.

Next comes very important thing: Sanitation.

JNU Students perfectly describe what NOT to do in a pandemic.

We all cry that RW doesn’t have unity.. We also see JNU students chant “Left unity long live”

Watch them contradict themselves.. Apas me sync nahi hai to kaise chalega didi.. Sabko camera chahiye

Speaking of sync, in dono ka alag hi ego fight chalta hai

Do dil mil rahe hai magar chupke chupke

This guy in the above video.. When he tells his parents that Mai college me PASINA baha raha hu, his parents should not take him lightly.

But somebody is impressed. Junior learning from seniors.

Tune in to 2022 JNU protests, you might see her leading.

Ye didi ko jab thak ke dusro ko handover hi karna tha, to wo pasine wale ladke ko kyu interrupt kar rahi thi

1. Pehle pink top wali didi bandana wale bhaiya se dar ke aage gayi
2. Fir slogan wali dipsita didi(who got placed later due to this rally) usne bhav nahi diya
3. Listen carefully. He has to explicitly ask to dance.
4. Tab bhi bhav nahi mila to yellow didi ko khich laye.

Pink top wali didi ko lag raha hai ki azadi 5-6 KM aage hai bagal wali ko bata rahi hai..

Ya to sach me zor se chot lagi hai..
Ya mast maaI phoonka hai

Why do I feel that all college students think that aishe is a toddler aur sab usko khush karne ke liye ye sab fake protests kar rahe hai

Didi ne dhapli baja ke paint hi ukhaad diya

Didi ko last thread me fame nahi mila tha. Look how proud she is now when the camera comes.

वाह मोदीजी वाह.. आपदा में अवसर.. Sales

PS: Bangles are for JNU boys

Ok now serious.

How can they claim the riots were not Anti HlNDU when they sang poetry like this:

Shlok sunaane ke liye background change kar liya Scoopwhoop ne..

Aur bhaiya Vande Matram is also Sanskrit, which you guys refuse to say.

Confession

UNKI GALTI HAI

The guy in the blue doesn’t give a damn about the protests
He is just there for attendance.

4 saal baad daadhi bhi a gayi but he successfully pulled the act out again

Banda top karega.

Link to first thread. https://twitter.com/__memenist/status/1292385917047463937

I hope @MrsGandhi can check out part 2 as well