On my way to the farm this morning, a beautiful golden retriever was sitting in the road.

I stopped and rolled down my window. He came right up. I had both my own dogs in the car, who started freaking tf out, so I stopped & got out to talk to the dog.

He had no collar. Smelled a little rough, but very lovable.

Two other cars stopped, two guys got out. As soon as Dog saw man-creatures, he took off.

One of the guys had a rescue, and I could not get another dog in my car (my 2 bois were LITERALLY HOWLING in my car) so

The guy pulled his truck up & I carried a 120lb golden to his truck. He was perfectly happy for me to carry him

But I had to stay with him, so that Guy could get in the truck without Dog jumping out the driver’s side.

Apparently boyfriend ditched someone’s golden.

I hope Dog finds a nice lesbian home

Finally, I get to the farm. My two bois immediately jump out the car & corner a skunk under my old house. They get fully skunked

I get the pears picked, and deliver them to the house my dad sends me to

Smelling like skunk and whatever dead thing the Golden was rolling in

It was the wrong house

Very nice attractive guy is very confused but wants the pears

But I cannot give him these particular pears

I escape and finally deliver the goods

All this for $37