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Hey @Instacart - I& #39;ve gotten about 600 "reset your password" emails in the past 3 hours. I& #39;m pretty sure I don& #39;t have an Instacart account. Everything okay over there?
pls help @Instacart pls i beg u
i get several emails every minute @Instacart please i thought i wanted to be popular but now i see how overwhelming fame and fortune can be
12:49pm and we& #39;re at 733 @Instacart emails. I will give a free Among Legends shirt and sticker collection to anyone who correctly guesses the minute I hit 1000 emails from my new fans at Instacart
1:01pm big things coming soon
oh shit sorry guys i was in the shower and missed this but anyways @Instacart just sent me 500 new emails in 15 or 20 minutes like you can just SAY you& #39;re a big fan instead of doing the old MSN sign-in-sign-out thing to get my attention
life update: all new @Instacart emails are going to my Junk folder but I cannot unsubscribe. I have tried pleading with the robot email address and the only response so far has been 5 more of the same email
or 6 or whatever i can& #39;t add
My pitch to @NoiseyMusic @BuzzFeedMusic and/or Ariana @HuffPostCanada - band who was nominated as the local newspaper& #39;s Reader& #39;s Choice: Band but didn& #39;t actually win is now being bombarded with un-unsubscribable emails from Instacart but I have never even used Instacart AMA
@NoiseyMusic @BuzzFeedMusic @HuffPostCanada A different interesting thing about our band is that we we nearly played a cool show with everyone& #39;s favourite anti-social-distancing all stars Smash Mouth at the 2018 Kitchener Oktoberfest but then Steve Harwell got sick
THE NERVE
trying to build bridges with @Instacart as the email count crests 1600 - perhaps we could direct all this email attention to one of my mortal enemies instead. make this whole thing productive and meaningful and truly *worth* something
noooo @Instacart this is not what i asked
the year is 2199. traditional money is a thing of the past. the only currency left is Reset Your Password emails from @Instacart but they& #39;re worth nothing because of how often they& #39;re produced. i own them all. i am the world& #39;s poorest man with an infinite supply of currency
i tried to login to a) see if i actually did have an @Instacart account and b) see if there was maybe a live chat feature where i could beg someone for mercy but of course this issue makes sad, tragic, perfect sense
my favourite BMTH song is There Is A Hell Believe Me I& #39;ve Gotten Nearly 2000 Emails From @Instacart Since 6am This Morning
i currently have two thousand one hundred and forty-eight emails from @Instacart asking me to reset my password, which i did not request and which i cannot do because the requests come so quickly the reset token expires before i can load the webpage. susie, grey, please help me
Susie. Grey. Anyone at @Instacart. Please for the love of all that is holy please for my ballooning Unread count please for your company& #39;s deliverability rate please check your DMs
