I cannot begin to describe to you how emotionally invested I am in what plants grow in the Rose Garden.

[Cue journo Sunday times piece]

"As a child I looked at the artistry of the Rose Garden and that gave me a sense of how much beauty the world was capable of. To see it bleak and desolate is a gut punch at a time when we all need something to hope for."

How fast can we draft the Rose Garden articles of impeachment?

When Joe Biden is President roses will grow year-round.

If you look at the Rose Garden aerial shot you can see Hitler's hair and moustache.