Oohh TIME FOR BOOK SIX. i an SO PUMPED for scourge to finally appear and stir shit up.

Lmao what are u for real scourge and firestar are like half brothers??? Lmao sure ok erins

When the fuck will they kick out Darkstripe he is legit so fkn shitty

Cinderpelt is such a good cat like i swear firestar would have been dead if she didnt make him snap out of it

Oh shit the podcast is adding background music now ooohh

Ok but like can i just say it always gets me when the cats show affection and social stuff with nuzzling noses and just the typical cute cat snuggle behaviour. Like why write the characters give each other a pat on the back when they can give their mate a lil friendly lick.

Yellowfang ;______;<3333333333333333333333

Im gna cwyagain

God spottedleaf is like?? Like jeez he had like a crish on the older nurse for a day before she died like she got nooo fkn character dev at all she is such a fridged characted i hate this

I thought i would like spottedleaf more bit like her whole character is written all to guide firestar in her afterlife like :/

Like spottedleaf, so far in the books, has had absolutely no purpose or character or any qualities that makes me sympatize w her she really only exist as a fkn device for firestar i just... she might as well be a fucking lamp and nothing would be different.

Wow he has had prophetic dreams but never told anyone until now

Firestar cant even get through his nine live ceremony properly without having his dream turn into a death metal music video huh

Barley and ravenpaw!!!! My absolute fav little gay farming pair cats!!!!!

Barley after he left his former clan:

Come on firestar you should pick whitestorm as deputy hes the perfect pick

“Wait theres ppl who listen to this podcast who hasnt read the books??!”

!!!! Yaay he picked whitestorm!!!! Yesss the only good pick. Thank god firestar actually fkn used his head and didnt go w his fkn boyfriend

Awwe ohh lil bramblepaw chasing snowflakes for the first time ;w;

I rly think that whitestorm might be my fav cat next to yellowfang. He was rly cool in the SSS animated videos and hes always been a good support and wise and i just rly like his character!!

Oh my god darkstripe is trying to kidnap/kill these fkn babies all the time wtfff

YES YES KILL HIMMMM

GO GO GO GREYSTRIPE

NO PH MY GOD HE POISONED THE BABY WHAT THE FUCK

No no mo no no no poor babie ih god nooo

Cinderpelt is such a fucking hero

This is a fucking mess

Brightheart
Im so glad she got a new name she deserved it more than any other cat

Tigerstar u stinky

Brightheart is such a good kitty she can still fight!!!!

This is actually gross onmg

Like ok i knew there was gonna be a pile of bones but like this is grossss

Like wtf tigerstar have some fkn standards whyd you wanna have a throne made out of rotting carcasses

P sure this is a OSHA violation. Rotting animals pose a health risk in the workplace js.

TRIAL??? Prisoners??? Wh

NO

NO OMG NOT STONEFUR NO OH MY GOD

Oh my god

THATS GREYSTRIPES BABIES

What the fuu

OH FUCK

n. O.

Stonefur ;_____;

Please go and save the fkn babiiiies

Theres too much character death for me to handle

FIRESTAR YOU LEGIT JUST WITNESSED EUGENICS WHO TF CARES ABT TE FKN WARRIOR CODE NOW STOP BE SO FKN DENSE

Tigerstar: kills cats

Firestar: wait what no thats illegal :0

Ravenpaw youre the best. Youre such a smart kitty. Omg

Oh tha k god mistyfoot is alive ong

Plwase please please let this plan work

Just go go go go go go go

Hdjsjfjsjsj aaaaahhhhhhbd

RAVENPAW DONT BE A HERO

YES YES THANK GOD

A family can be two bi dads, two gay farmers, a lesbian nurse and an auntie

Ravenpaw has goen through the best characyer development thru this whole series im love him

Please give these cats some food

Oh tawnypaw ran away? Geez teenagers

OOHHH HERE WR GO FINAL BATTLE FINAL BATTLE

Hahaha i love that no one think scourge is the leader he is a tiny angy lil boy

Of course scourge names his group “Bloodclan” like just look at him hes a fkn 2007 emo

OOOHHH OH OH OH

HERE WE GO

I love that like all these cats are still surprised that tigerstar did all these horrible things after 6 fkn books like firestar may be dense but all the clans are collectively even more dense

OOOOOOH YES GET HIM GET HIM KICK HIS ASS

YES EAT SHIT AND DIE

HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD

HES DYING AND REVIVING AND DYING AND REVIVING OVER AND OVER HOLY oooh my god

None of the maps i watched included this and i get why cuz holy fuck this is gorey

Now i get why book six is rated young adult and not for tweens.

I mean tigerstar def deserved a gruesome death for his gruesome actions.

Holy shit i love scourge

Im ok. But i was not ready for that.

HIS KITYPET NAME WAS TONY HAHAHAHAHAH AAAHH N no wonder he is such an evil lil shit

TINY I MEANT TINY

Barky is such a good cat omg. All he wants is to live on his farm and eat mice and not be involved w any bs

I hate that i know barley is gonna die i hate this

Oh wait hes not gonna die thank god for the wiki

NO WHITESTORM NO

I cant cry on a train full of ppl gdi

Who would win:
Big boy bone
Or
50000 angry kittens

FIRESTAR GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE SO PREPARED TO EXPERIENCE EPIC PWNAGE

BITE HIS ASSSS