The DC universe had to have been modelled after after Nigeria.

1-I mean, darkseid all powerful as he is, with an infinite army of parademons, portalling tech at his fingertips and the knowledge that Supermans power comes from the yellow sun and he still managed not be able to...
...kill him. If that isn't a Nigerian politician, I don't know who is.

2) I can grudging accepted that batman and his b-rate tech can join the Justice League, but why is Robin in Teen Titans FGS?! That my beloved, is Nigerian level nepotism at work.

3) The police...
...effectiveness? I needn't even say more.

4) Rich pipo just shalaye anyhow they want. Nothing do them.

5) Also, nobody even mentions politicians. Or what they are doing to help (we know its a trap). The whole place runs on by the grace of God, in Sha Allah and vibes.
I hope with these points I've been able to convince you, not confuse you. Thank you.
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