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Somewhere, rich people are bemoaning the fact that August used to be for the Hamptons and no one would even THINK of getting married at this time of year. It& #39;s all the same to me, honestly, but if rich people are unhappy, that& #39;s a win. Anyway, let& #39;s look at their dumb weddings.
The best thing about love is how unbearably trite it is. I mean come on. Everyone thinks they were destined to meet.
They are surely the only two women in New York living this way.
Part of me wants to bemoan the destructive notion that one can& #39;t be both independent and unapologetically in love, but you know what? Fuck it. I& #39;m glad they found one another.
OK, first of all, give Cupid some credit. Shit has to be raunchy for him to blush.
I have bad news for you about the longevity of this republic.
What
So, if this is the first time they met, how did she know he was Turkish? I mean, props to her, obviously, but, just, how? Had she been speaking Turkish to random dudes in Champaign for months before it finally worked?
SHOCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
Wait. So the common experience is a rebound relationship?
Speaking from personal experience as a Love expert, it& #39;s nice.
Has any verb ever done more savage work to casually reduce a whole marriage to a narrative inconvenience?
New York Timesiest Sentence of the Week
New York Timesiest Sentence of the Week, Runner Up
Perhaps the most direct way the New York Times has ever told us that the F went down.
Talk about damning with faint praise. Dude was over 60 when he said this, but all she could do was be tops for that year.
Sorry, poors. To maintain a really great relationship in New York, you must keep two apartments.
This sounds made up.
Is this what we& #39;re calling the Upper East Side now?
Maybe this should be the New York Timesiest Sentence of the Week? I don& #39;t know. Lots of competition this Sunday.
Because "Chuck" was taken, I guess?
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