Why I think Guyhisohoma is neat, a very self indulgent thread (btw spoilers because uhh Guy and Hisoka backstory)

Okay so their dynamic would be very neat . Guy was a part of what I’m guessing was a sort of black ops group? So his hands are definitely not clean, Hisoka’s obviously got a similar situation with the oraganisation. I’m imagining the both of them have nightmares about things +

They had to do with their respective group. Whenever the one has nightmares the other is there to comfort them and help them through it, and they can be comforted by the fact the other understands. Homare can’t fully understand any of it but he tries his hardest to help in any +

Way he can. All he can rally do is help lighten the mood and distract them but they appreciate his efforts a lot. With Homare and Guy they both get the difficulty of understanding human emotion. They’re always there to reassure each other that the other is valid and perfect +

Despite this difficulty when they have a bad day. They help each other understand others and Hisoka is always there to help them out when he can. Homare and Guy are sort of guilty they can’t provide Hisoka with a lot of emotional understanding but Hisoka doesn’t let that last +

Long. Of course we have hisohoma, and the way I imagine this happening is that Homare starts feeling guilty because he’s developed feelings for Guy but he still lives hisoka, he tells hisoka this because he doesn’t want to keep it secret, and hisoka confesses he’s in a similar +

Situation. They agree to tell Guy and ask him to join the relationship. This provides a wonderful solution for Guy who had found himself developing feelings for the both but didn’t say anything because he knew they were in a relationship. Guy feels sort of out of place at first +

But hisohoma welcome him with open arms. Citron is very proud of Guy despite all of his teasing, because he never expected Guy to get a partner let alone two. But he supposes that if anyone would date Guy it would be Hisoka and Homare, they fit perfectly.
End of thread!

I have a lot more headcanons for them but the moral is is that they’re very neat and I love them