I’m so glad to be alive in such a self referential time period. Like i completely understood that. And we all understand each other in ways human beings never could. Ever. The internet maaaan the fuckin interwebs is tight yo. 4 shizzle. Goodnight. https://twitter.com/auntycarpetweed/status/1297236076164255749

U know what the fact that I’m saying goodnight at 5:30 AM should be enough of a wakaeup call for me to see another doctor about this insomnia. i have normalized going to bed AT 5 in the fuckin morning!!!! SEND HALP PLS SEND HALP THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP!!!

I’m not sane rn like i would say sober cause that’s truly how this feels but there’s no substances in my body. Wow what a plot twist what if insanity just feels like another high. shiiiiiid blaze up dudes.

Ok at this point I’m just documenting my decline into insanity for historical purposes. IE: when healthy/rested Daniel wants to look at how much of a fuckin nutcase he is when he doesn’t sleep. Oh shit third person speech. Here we go completely losing it here.

you know what? I’ve always wondered if being self aware cancels out insanity. Like how can i be nuts if i know I’m nuts. thts the problem with mental health. It’s not tangible. Like if i cut my hand i would never say “how can i be bleeding if i know I’m bleeding”

also we need to discuss functionality. Like yeah i haven’t slept in 2 days but if i have to work in the morning I’d be there. I’d probably be loopy and talking to myself all day but i would be able to function at work. I know functional alcoholics who have nice corporate jobs.

But what about the mind !! I’m so functional physically. and my brain works at top speed (unless i have to remember something from a while ago) but ppl think that because u have a disconnect from the reality the majority agreed on then ur just a wasted human.

To clarify EYE have never had a psychotic break from reality. But it happens and i don’t think ppls worth should be erased. IF for some horrible reason tht should happen to me I’d like to hope the internet will treat me like the same ole Daniel....
ya know.....with indifference.

Tht being said when i struggle with episodes of mania(that over the years have been attributed to “Daniel being Daniel”) pls send halp. Yeah I’m typing all this with 60% intent to joke buuuut that just means y’all gonna think 90% is true. when in truth...

When I’m in a way showcasing my spontaneity/hyperactivity/ unnecessary risk taking /impulsivity/ high sex drive/ and “edgy” jokes it seems all fun and games but y’all gotta realize i have to keep up tht energy or I’m gonna crash so low. like i gotta keep swimming or I’ll drown.

And I’m this analogy swimming isn’t a nice excersise. Swimming is deteriorating my mind body and soul daily. so i gotta find the sweet spot between doing too much and not doing enough to stay afloat. i gotta find my middle.

Damn this thread was all jokes at first. But i had to expose my subconscious cause this nigga be trippin sometimes. That being said y’all niggas seen the new Batman trailer?? Robby PatPat is a good Bruce Wayne. Yeah that his name were on nicknames basis. He calls me... Jacob

Ok I’m not crazy just sleepy as hell. You ever notice toddlers, when they’re sleepy, act the same as drunk ppl. There must be a scientific explanation to that. maybe the lack of oxygen/ blood to the brain. I’m no doctor just speculating.

Ok to question my sanity miiight have been a bit dramatic. I’m good.... BUT. when SHOULD one question their sanity? also is questioning your sanity the same as questioning your reality. Aren’t they both intertwined? Like how can u be sane if u don’t know what’s real and viceversa

It seems like to question at all IS the determining factor of your sanity. that’s cheating. How u gonna say ur crazy if u question what’s real. And if u question if ur crazy than u must not be focused on what’s real. Niggas just supposed to go with whatever huh? Live die repeat.

Ok i think I’m waaaaay too far gone with the satire and i might have lost some ppl so this is a sarcasm checkpoint.

I’m being sarcastic and satirical.
I’m being sarcastic and satirical.
I’m being sarcastic and satirical.

ok.

This thread started about a meta joke referring to a shared experienced between humans that drink carbonated lime soda from McDonald’s and comparing that experience to the temperature of a air conditioning unit found in hotels.

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