A message to the newbies and the twt users with alot of followers who are always being sarcastic no matter what. [ A thread]
If u see a woman being horny in a tweet, ignore it or something, it doesn& #39;t give u a right to reply something vulgar, it& #39;s her account she can tweet anything, her being horny in a tweet doesn& #39;t mean she& #39;s tryna give u a sign, that& #39;s pretty common here, woman don& #39;t actually -
Mean it when they tweet something horny, They& #39;re just tryna have fun, it doesn& #39;t mean they want u to slide into their dms with unsolicited dick pics, you& #39;re just embarrassing yourself, showing your true colors.
If u see a man supporting "all men are trash", it doesn& #39;t mean he& #39;s a simp or he& #39;s tryna get laid, he& #39;s educated himself about why "all men are trash" is used, there& #39;s a logic, theory, metaphor behind why "men are trash" is used, so u better educate yourself about it.
If u see a woman asking for nudes to her twt friends, she doesn& #39;t mean it, they& #39;re just joking around, so you& #39;re not supposed to send an unsolicited dick pic, also she didn& #39;t even ask u.. women know how dick looks, they& #39;ve seen bigger and better than yours so keep your-
Junk to yourself, they& #39;ve studied about penis in class 8th, they have knowledge about it, they know how it looks, some of them have bfs, that means they have enough supply, so just don& #39;t.
And you homophobes, y& #39;all shouldn& #39;t exist, these homosexuals doing so much better in their life, getting sex and all, and u r just talking shit sitting behind the screen, stalking people, masturbating, that& #39;s sad and gay people make u puke? Okay don& #39;t deep throat so far then.
You see people posting their pics on twt, yes it& #39;s their account, they can post whatever they want, replying "don& #39;t turn twt into instagram" won& #39;t make u cool, just mind your own business and keep making memes.
All these users with "sarcastic" in their usernames, could u please stop being sarcastic in every other tweet, because your sarcasm suck.
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