I had a sleepover with my cousins yesterday and here is all the tea (containing selena and taylor ) from it
So we& #39;ll call my cousins M,N and R.

M couldn& #39;t care less about pop and the things we were talking about so she was watching youtube and ignoring us to the fullest.Her part ends herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
R is the person who introduced me to Selena Gomez so she was obviously a big fan during revival but now she& #39;s not like a big fan but she listens to her sometimes.
N is the type of person who listens to literally anything and everything, it depends on whether she likes it or not and yall know me so
So N told me that she listened to past life in a MEME (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">) and she kinda liked it, so she went on to see the video and added to her playlist (a win for selenation).
R and me, we started dancing to lahn and N asked us which song it was because she had heard it in another meme (ik)
So we told her about it and i forced her into seeing the mv on youtube , and she goes "So selena basically got payed to record her mv with an iphone,also might have gotten an iphone 11 as a gift, and earned money from the views as well. RICH QUEEN OMG" (she didnt say queen)
So then i made her watch the bad liar mv and her reaction was quite.... subtle?? idk but she said selena looked like how she looked in WOWP
So finally, she added c&gi ,bty ,bad liar, lahn, lytlm, past life and Vulnerable to her playlist (now why& #39;d we win like thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅" title="Nagellack" aria-label="Emoji: Nagellack">)
And then N saw the lwymmd music video and she didn& #39;t find it iconic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> (obviously because she doesn& #39;t know anything happened to taylor before that lmao) but nevermind she still has lwymmd in her playlist.
She said she doesn& #39;t really vibe to Taylor& #39;s new music like rep and stuff
It was heartbreaking for me to hear thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
Anyways moving on, she loves make up and stuff so i finally informed her about rare beauty as i should PERRY.
And about the ice cream post on Instagram she told me (in all seriousness) "Is selena starting an ice cream brand ?" FJFJGKG
And R was basically telling me how she came to know about selena and we did a little c&gi choreography (which i rocked btw) and that she likes the whole RARE album(taste) and the droplet era.
Thats it thats all that happened BUT
One shocking relevation that i found out OMG:
THEY ALL LOVE ICGE
So in conclusion,
@Interscope should thank me for promoting Selena more than they do and getting those streams and views PURR
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