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TIL that one time Steven Seagal dared a guy to try and choke him out, claiming he was "immune" to chokeholds, but then the guy did choke him and Seagal passed out & shat himself
I have been told that the guy who choked Seagal out/was shat on by Seagal is a big time MMA guy
Okay not an MMA guy but like a proto-MMA guy, Gene LeBell - sorry this isn’t my area of expertise at all!!! Apparently Brad Pitt in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was based off him!!
I told my extremely offline girlfriend that this tweet had around 200 likes; she was stunned and asked if I'm famous on Twitter. I told her no, that's not actually that many likes by Twitter standards. She said "how do people have time to read all these tweets, there's so many"
