Robert Pattinson is the best actor of his generation but y’all stuck in 2008 so here is a thread for you uncultured people

Cosmopolis by David Cronenberg. 3/4 of this film is shoot in a limousine during an anticapitalist manifestations. Billionaire Eric Packer visits his potential murderer, shoots his own hand and has an asymmetrical prostate.Lots of rats. Nominated at Cannes 2012 for the Palme d’Or

The Rover by David Michod. A contemporary western taking place in Australia ten years after a global collapse. Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson: violent former soldier and a young needy American. They kill, they steal, they run. Five nominations and two wins at AACTA Awards 2014.

Maps to the stars, the second collaboration with Cronenberg. A satirical drama describing the fucked up world of LA. Jerome Fontana is a limousine driver and struggling actor. The only character who looks alive. Nominated for the Palme d’Or, Julianne Moore won Best actress.

Life, by Anton Corbijn. Biographical drama. Robert Pattinson is Dennis Stock, James Dean’s photographer. He is a bad husband and even a worse father. Obsessed with pop and young culture. Rob met Stock’ son to understand and play this selfish and self destructive character.

The lost city of Z, by James Gray. British trying to find an ancient lost city in the Amazon. Robert Pattinson, explorer Henry Costin, is absolutely unrecognisable. They shot in extreme conditions and allegedly fight over food. Imagine Rob and Charlie Hunnam fighting over an egg

Good Time, by Safdie brothers. Connie Nikas thinks he is better than anyone. He removes his disabled brother from therapy, try to rob a bank, seduce women. No, Robert Pattinson did not give a dog a hand job. Nominated for Palme d’Or 2017, but y’all slept on this masterpiece.

Damsel, by David Zellner. American western comedy. Samuel (Robert Pattinson) wants to marry Penelope (Mia Wasikowska), but she needs no man. Bonus: Robert Pattinson’s amazing voice while he sings and plays his romantic ballad written for Penelope. Bonus n 2: his accent.

High Life, by Claire Denise. A science fiction horror. Absolutely fucked up from start to finish. You’re going to love it. A group of criminals serving death sentences are sent in a mission in space. Bonus: Robert Pattinson playing dad. Highlight: Binoche being a shaman of sperm

The Lighthouse, by Robert Eggers. A psychological horror thriller. Rob is a wickie on an isolated island with a irritable William Dafoe. Hallucination, masturbation, sex with a mermaid: this film is all you’ve always dreamt about. Also: alcoholism, mythology and psychoanalysis.