Keeping up with the โ›… Sunday humour sharing 'some special' forwards for all, especially for one of the best newsmakers, who is always the talk of town, with the strongest vocal chords, whom we all admire & appreciate our friend @ArnabGoswamiRTV. I'm sure he too will enjoy
these as he has a great sense of humour & of course as laughter is the best medicine & stress buster too.๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜€
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Stress buster.
๐ด๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘…๐‘Ž๐‘—๐‘›๐‘–๐‘˜๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘กโ„Ž ,
๐‘–๐‘ก'๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘–
๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘ ....
๐ด๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฅ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘™๐‘‘,
๐บ๐‘‚๐ท ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘‘,
๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘œ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘’
๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘…๐ผ๐บ๐ป๐‘‡
๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘
๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘Š๐‘…๐‘‚๐‘๐บ ?
๐‘†๐‘œ โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘
๐ด๐‘…๐‘๐ด๐ต
๐บ๐‘‚๐‘†๐‘Š๐ด๐‘€๐ผ.
๐Ÿ˜โ—๐Ÿ˜
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘ข๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘ข๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘“๐‘’ & ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘›
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ผ๐‘“ ๐‘ค๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘Ž ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘›๐‘– ๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘–'๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘Ž๐‘ก,
๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘–๐‘™๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”.
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘š๐‘œโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘†๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”โ„Ž
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ผ๐‘“ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘“๐‘–๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘
๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘–'๐‘  ๐‘๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘‘, ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘ ๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘ข๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘.
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜€
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘› ๐ธ๐‘›๐‘”๐‘™๐‘–๐‘ โ„Ž & ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ง
โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’
๐‘“๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘Ž
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐น๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘Ž ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– ๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” -
"๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘ 
๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘˜๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ค"
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘๐‘’๐‘™๐‘™๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘”๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘ 
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐‘Šโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› ๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ๐‘ 
"๐ผ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜ ๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ค" ,
๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘˜๐‘ 
๐‘๐‘ข๐‘ง๐‘ง๐‘™๐‘’๐‘‘ , ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘œ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ค ?
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐‘Šโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘š๐‘–๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘’๐‘›
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘– & ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘™๐‘’?
๐ต๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘๐‘’๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘›๐‘๐‘’
๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘–'๐‘ 
๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘š๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘-
๐‘€๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘†โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘–.
๐Ÿ˜ƒโ—๐Ÿ˜
๐ด๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘–
๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐ท๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘Œ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘ˆ๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ฆ.
๐ŸคฏHave a great day..
โœด๏ธโœด๏ธโœด๏ธโœด๏ธโœด๏ธโœด๏ธโœด๏ธ
*Laughter is the best medicine*
๐Ÿ‘ฆBoy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿ‘งAwesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye
gender change karwalu
๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ณ
Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐Ÿšถ
Wife: "Nasha ๐Ÿธ
har gum bhula deta hai"
"Bhaisaab"..!!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Teacher :
โ€œCan you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace
into people's lives ?โ€
Student :
โ€œSmo-king & Drin-king โ€ !!!
Teacher Resigned !๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Ghor Kalyug๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot
h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‡
Ultimate Hit!!
Train mai Warning likhi thi......." Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!..
Banta- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to hum Bewakuf..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Who was the 1st INDIAN to
use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won this in a running race !
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
Teacher: can you define who is a Lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habit of Speaking when someone is sleeping.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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