fruits as insults - a thread
strawberry
- weak / weakling
- easily dented & crushed
- too soft for it's own good
"you're such a strawberry"
durian
- act tough only
- hard on the outside but soft on the inside
- also can mean smelly
"you smell like a durian today"
peach
- act nice only / pretentious
- soft on the outside but hard on the inside
"you're just like a peach, i don't want to be friends with you"
rambutan
- hairy
"ew, your leg looks like a rambutan, go shave!!"
banana
- used to describe a guy's private part
- only an insult if paired with the word "small" or it's synonyms
"what a small banana you have"
- end of thread -
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