Listening to Radio Omens to make work more tolerable - lemme livetweet some thoughts for you lmao (a thread)

(Episode one!) This Crowley sounds so...... smooth?? Radio Crowley is definitely NOT a disaster anxiety snek.

Gosh, Aziraphale sounds so delighted to see Crowley. "Demons do buy books, you know." Radio Crowley reads!! (Radio Crowley and book Crowley also have uhh. proper digestive functions?)

"I need some fresh air. Shall we feed the ducks?" Crowley picks Aziraphale up at the bookshop and THEN they go to the park!!! I'M DEAD

THE AMOUNT OF SASS ON THIS CROWLEY. "And the lord spake unto the angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?' and the angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, must have put it down somewhere - forget my own head next!'"

A: Shotgun the gardener job.
C: Aww, have you seen me in a skirt?
A: Culloden. 1745.
C: Oh, yes.

THEY ARE SO MARRIED HELP

Hang on WHAT THE HELL WAS RADIO CROWLEY DOING IN A SKIRT IN CULLODEN IN 1745

C: Warlock, what are our rules?
W: Not to trouble the nice Secret Service men. Not to play with the hot line to Washington. Not to talk to the creepy gardener.
A: Thank you...

sdjkfhsk LOOK AT ALL THIS SASS

So at Warlock's birthday party Aziraphale changes all the guns to water pistols.... but there is a gunshot and he realizes he's MISSED ONE..... ANGEL I SWEAR TO SOMEONE