Thread by @LIZGOLDN, Rating all the Disney fairies because I’m mean and bored: A Thread [...]

Rating all the Disney fairies because I’m mean and bored: A Thread

Tink: 3/10. I guess her annoying personality and tendency to create the conflict in all the movies was supposed to be endearing?

QUITE LITERALLY, QUEEN. Solid 7/10. Kinda ruined the fun sometimes, but she’s pretty and nice so she makes up for it. AND HER WINGS

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QUITE LITERALLY, QUEEN. Solid 7/10. Kinda ruined the fun sometimes, but she’s pretty and nice so she makes up for it. AND HER WINGS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Fawn gets a 5/10. Talked about squirrels too much. Pack it up Steve Irwin. Honestly we don’t care. Show us Tink hating herself and struggling. 5 points are only because she wasn’t rude. Also she’s 100% a lesbian

10/10. IM NOT TAKING CRITICISM. Talented. Smart. Kind. Not a bitch. Gorgeous. WE ALL HAD A CRUSH ON SILVERMIST LETS BE HONEST

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10/10. IM NOT TAKING CRITICISM. Talented. Smart. Kind. Not a bitch. Gorgeous. WE ALL HAD A CRUSH ON SILVERMIST LETS BE HONEST https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

The idiot one. But 6/10 because she’s hot and funny. Funny only because she’s dumb as fuck. But also ME so I’m not hating. Also her fits were fire tbh

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The idiot one. But 6/10 because she’s hot and funny. Funny only because she’s dumb as fuck. But also ME so I’m not hating. Also her fits were fire tbhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

The glue of this group. Kept everyone sane. She kinda had no sense of humor though, boo. 7/10.

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I was supposed to hate Vidia, but all I felt was a strong desire to see her finally lose her shit and run Tink over with one of those weed catcher things. Also she was speedy quick. Being a bitch only deducts -4 points, she gets 6/10.

I literally just searched up “boy from Tinkerbell” for this one

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> Honestly, love him! So chill, super cute, and constantly put up with Tink’s dumbass shenanigans. They were actually cute sometimes. Overall nice dude. 8/10.

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Bobble gets a 5/10. BEFORE YOU PRESS CHARGES, LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF. Yes, I guess he was funny. But in the Tink way where he was just super awkward. Didn’t contribute to the plot that much. Nobody give this man an energy drink I don’t want to see that.

Clank: 4/10. Kinda just the fat = dumb stereotype, except then all of a sudden he was a genius would build some sort of Goggle+ Dust Resistant Samsung 360° Lense Playback Monitor. Also his outfit was atrocious. That’s not a man, that’s a salad.

Minister of Spring. 1/10. Did not pass the vibe check. And he only showed up during those scary meetings when they decided whether or not spring was going to happen or if they would just give up. Something like that.

Fairy Mary. 5/10. Was a cute mom type role model to Tink, but other than that kind of bossy and talked too much

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Doppeltes Ausrufezeichen"> Don’t remember what else. Didn’t hate her, didn’t love her. Don’t come at me, I feel like I’m about to get attacked for this one

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Fairy Mary. 5/10. Was a cute mom type role model to Tink, but other than that kind of bossy and talked too muchhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Other season ministers: 7/10. Pretty epic fits! Less scary! Other than that I know nothing about their personality traits

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Other season ministers: 7/10. Pretty epic fits! Less scary! Other than that I know nothing about their personality traits https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Lizzy. -1292/10. Why did there need to be a human? And why did she need to be so obnoxious? I get it, she’s a kid, but kids are stupid! Stop ruining the magic with this brunette bother. #lizzyisoverparty

Everyone who lived in the winter land: 10000/10. They were just innately superior. Except for this dude. Get away from me. This man is just so slappable.

End of thread

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