checking in with the chuds. this appears to be their new "concrete milkshakes" etc. sounds like an awful lot of work doesn't it
some of them seem to believe that people are putting burning hot motor oil into plastic super soakers and other water pistols, in order to squirt people with

see if you can find the problem there

plastic
i always think "how do they come up with this shit?" and then i remember in second grade when the whole classroom became convinced there was a murderer hiding in the coat closet with a knife and it started such a panic we had to be sent home at lunch
it was a sort of form of collaborative storytelling that became a collective delusion when run entirely by people, in this instance children, who had a tenuous grip on reality, a grievance regarding a lack of power over their surroundings, and poor impulse control
"how do they come up with this shit" the same way anyone comes up with anything
anyway if i had to hazard a guess it would be that they accidentally got some of their own mace on themselves. looks quite a lot like oil. some folks out today might be new to IRL violence/Q crossovers and not know that
search "hot motor oil" by newest on here if you want to watch as this ridiculous story embeds itself in the collective conservative worldview. it's off and running now courtesy the usual bad faith actors and charlatans and very little could stop it
theres an account made this month with 1 follower repeating this absurd lie over and over to anyone who will listen. it's all he talks about. the astounding part is that he will convince 10,000+ people before he is done through sheer tenacity and borderline elder abuse
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