rating the sex offenders in my town: a thread

-5/10
-head looks like a deformed egg
-nose is v crooked
-almost can’t see where his chin ends
-eyes look so sad: like m8 who hurt u
-lives 3 houses down from me
-head looks like a deformed egg
-nose is v crooked
-almost can’t see where his chin ends
-eyes look so sad: like m8 who hurt u
-lives 3 houses down from me
-2/10
-sa in the 4th degree ig
-lives next to a mini golf place that mainly attracts children
-facial hair is poorly managed and looks dumb
-glasses make him look like a dumbass(i cant explain why. they just do)
-swoop of hair in the front to hide the lack of a hairline
-sa in the 4th degree ig
-lives next to a mini golf place that mainly attracts children
-facial hair is poorly managed and looks dumb
-glasses make him look like a dumbass(i cant explain why. they just do)
-swoop of hair in the front to hide the lack of a hairline
-10/10
-lives too close to my friend
-i dont like how his facial hair fades into what little he has left of his hair
-looks like he should be a wizard in a shitty version of a live action shrek movie
-looks liks santa if santa did hard drugs
-lives too close to my friend
-i dont like how his facial hair fades into what little he has left of his hair
-looks like he should be a wizard in a shitty version of a live action shrek movie
-looks liks santa if santa did hard drugs
-5/10
-pointy ears makes him look like an elf
-hairline looks like it starts somewhere on the very top of his head
-eyebrows are messy
-eyes are too sunken
-pointy ears makes him look like an elf
-hairline looks like it starts somewhere on the very top of his head
-eyebrows are messy
-eyes are too sunken
2/10
-obviously bad bc he’s a sex offender but wasn’t NEARLY as bad as everyone above
-hair looks rlly thin
-looks like one of my dad’s old drug dealers
-bridge of his nose is too crooked
-top lip is practically non existent
-obviously bad bc he’s a sex offender but wasn’t NEARLY as bad as everyone above
-hair looks rlly thin
-looks like one of my dad’s old drug dealers
-bridge of his nose is too crooked
-top lip is practically non existent
-4/10
-what the mans did was NASTY let me tell u
-looks like he would make small talk with u in attempt to gain your trust
-egghead lookin ass
- his face is crooked. not bc he’s tilting his head tho. like its genuinely extremely crooked
-lips are too thin
-bruh where are his ears
-what the mans did was NASTY let me tell u
-looks like he would make small talk with u in attempt to gain your trust
-egghead lookin ass
- his face is crooked. not bc he’s tilting his head tho. like its genuinely extremely crooked
-lips are too thin
-bruh where are his ears
-3/10
-idk why but he looks high
-looks like there’s crumbs in his mustache: suggests that he’s sloppy as fuck
-one eye is lower than the other and it’s bothering me
-idk why but he looks high
-looks like there’s crumbs in his mustache: suggests that he’s sloppy as fuck
-one eye is lower than the other and it’s bothering me
-5/10
-2 offenses of impairing the morals of children: gross
-his nose is fat
-crooked lips
-lips might as well not exist
-2 offenses of impairing the morals of children: gross

-his nose is fat
-crooked lips
-lips might as well not exist