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The more I see monogatari the more I don’t want to watch it 
It’s never getting peeped believe me when I say that
I’m deadass
No cap
Never ever will you catch me watching dat
I am a normal person hence I shall not watch
I respect my eyes so I will save them from seeing that trash
I don’t want my phone to die from having that trash displayed on it
I ain’t on that sus shit so no watching for me
Trash like that can’t be seen by the eyes of a goat like me
I don’t want to be behind bars or be chased down by police cars so watch this I shall not get arrested I will not
