I hate the imprecision of Cathedral City cheddar. Every city has a cathedral BECAUSE THAT& #39;S THE DEFINITION OF A CITY!!!

WHERE ARE YOU REALLY FROM CHEESE???

And before y& #39;all say "what about Brighton and Hove?" that place needs to make its mind up! Is it Brighton? Is it Hove? Is it Ankh-Morpork on a bad day?

Change your name to Brove or Highton and I& #39;ll send you a damned cathedral...

Look I have one here...

Well this thread lit a few fireworks: cheese Twitter, cathedral Twitter, city status Twitter, Cornwall Twitter, Diocese of Bath & Wells Twitter... all going at it hammer and tongs!

And the moral of our story is...