I hate the imprecision of Cathedral City cheddar. Every city has a cathedral BECAUSE THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A CITY!!!

WHERE ARE YOU REALLY FROM CHEESE???

And before y'all say "what about Brighton and Hove?" that place needs to make its mind up! Is it Brighton? Is it Hove? Is it Ankh-Morpork on a bad day?

Change your name to Brove or Highton and I'll send you a damned cathedral...

Look I have one here...

Well this thread lit a few fireworks: cheese Twitter, cathedral Twitter, city status Twitter, Cornwall Twitter, Diocese of Bath & Wells Twitter... all going at it hammer and tongs!

And the moral of our story is...